Stupidest Celebrity Quotes - Page 2

• Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  Brooke Shields

  Funny, Life, Witty

  Testimony at House of Representatives hearings on cigarette advertising, 25 June 1981

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• Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

  Jessica Simpson

  Stupid, Tuna Fish, Sea

  "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

  Britney Spears

  Stupid, Japan, Eating

  "Did I say that?" compiled by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. September 13, 2008.

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• Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

  Mariah Carey

  Funny, Money, Stupid

  "The X Factor - Mariah Carey night - LIVE!!!" by Heidi Stephens, www.theguardian.com. November 8, 2008.

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• I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Witty, Sorry

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• Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

  George W. Bush

  Witty, Nature, Children

  "You've been a great audience ..." by Oliver Burkeman, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2009.

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• I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

  Jessica Simpson

  Hilarious, Stupid, Texas

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• Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

  Marion Barry

  Funny, Country, Crazy

  Quoted in Chicago Tribune, 28 Mar. 1989

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• I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.

  George H. W. Bush

  Funny, Strong, Stupid

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• Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.

  Ivana Trump

  Funny, Stupid, Inspiration

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• Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

  Justin Bieber

  Girl, Stupid Celebrity, Dumb Celebrity

  "Justin Bieber hopes Anne Frank 'would have been a belieber'" by Alan Duke, www.cnn.com. April 16, 2013.

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• I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

  Terry Bradshaw

  Football, Stupid, Nfl

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• I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

  Jacques LeBlanc

  Funny, Stupid, History

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• I'm not going for the sixteenth chapel.

  Justin Bieber

  Chapel

  "The Most Utterly Comprehensive List Of Exemplary Poeticisms — Be they great, inadvertent, or unsound — As Uttered by our most Esteemed Exemplars And Guardians of Popular Culture". Article by John Reed, logger.believermag.com. November 26, 2014.

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• I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.

  Greg Norman

  Sports, Mother, Father

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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