We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border.
Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?
My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that. And so what you've got to do is you've got to curtail that type of behavior. They don't know any better.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
How do you say 'delicious' in Cuban?
We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.
I'm ready for the 'gotcha' questions and they're already starting to come.
Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.
Don't blame Wall Street. Don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!
Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.
When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.
Our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid.
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.
Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.
When they ask me who's the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I'm going to say, you know, I don't know. Do you know? And then I'm going to say how's that going to create one job?
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.
What I don't know is what the unexpected might be.
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