Shampoo Quotes

• People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

  Jack Nicholson

  People, Speak, Metaphor

  "Literally speaking" by Simon Barrow, www.theguardian.com. December 25, 2007.

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• The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms. . . and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.

  Erma Bombeck

  Family, Sibling, Character

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• I love the smell of shampoo on a girl's hair. You can walk past someone and be like, 'Wow, you took a shower this morning, didn't you? Because you smell lovely.'

  Jensen Ackles

  Girl, Morning, Past

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I do a lot of dry shampoo. My hair just works better when it's not as clean!

  Jessica Szohr

  Hair, Dry, Clean

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It was just using the liquid shampoo - the Russians have one very similar to the stuff we use on the Shuttle - you just wet your hair with it and then wipe it out.

  Shannon Lucid

  Hair, Eyebrows, Use

  ""Living on Mir: An Interview with Dr. Shannon Lucid". Interview with Patrick Meyer, www.encyclopedia.com. March 1998.

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• That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's... she's too happy.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Funny, Humor

  "Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers.

  Lawrence Welk

  Music, Orchestra, Makers

  Lawrence Welk, Bernice McGeehan (1973). “Wunnerful, Wunnerful: The Autobiography of Lawrence Welk”

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• I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos.

  Ashton Kutcher

  Hair, Guy, Use

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• You know you've completely descended into madness when the matter of shampoo has ascended to philosophical heights.

  Elizabeth Wurtzel

  Philosophical, Height, Matter

  Elizabeth Wurtzel (2014). “Prozac Nation: Young and Depressed in America”, p.267, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• I went from having the healthy hair that you have as a kid, to completely destroying it and frying it, and then actually having really healthy thick hair that I was proud of again. I just put an emphasis on what shampoo and conditioner I use.

  Blake Lively

  Kids, Hair, Healthy

  Source: www.popsugar.com

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• They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.

  Craig Ferguson

  Weight, Links, Obesity

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• I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.

  David Levithan

  Hair, Smell, Use

  David Levithan (2011). “The Lover's Dictionary: A Novel”, p.174, Macmillan

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• I did things like Shampoo and Heaven Can Wait. I don't know what those films were about. The women I played in them were not very empowered.

  Julie Christie

  Empowering, Waiting, Heaven

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• I still enjoy traveling a lot. I mean, it amazes me that I still get excited in hotel rooms just to see what kind of shampoo they've left me.

  Bill Bryson

  Mean, Rooms, Kind

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• A working woman could save a few shillings a week, and then every five weeks she'd come in and we'd cut her hair. She could shampoo it under the shower, swing it and dry it off or just let it dry by itself. It changed the lives of many young girls who'd never had the opportunity to be styled like that before.

  Vidal Sassoon

  Girl, Cutting, Opportunity

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• I shampoo only once a week or so, with tree tea oil shampoo. And when I slap moisturizer on my face - just some stuff I bought in the grocery store - I pile it through my hair.

  Billy Campbell

  Hair, Oil, Tree

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think that everyone wants sexy hair, and when they think of sexy hair they think of volume - they don't think about flat, limp, lifeless hair. But for some women, it's hard to achieve because we're constantly buying these volumizing shampoos [that] leave a residue in your hair.

  Chrissy Teigen

  Sexy, Thinking, Hair

  Source: www.refinery29.com

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• But time has caught up with it and I think vindicated it. Shampoo, too: very dark, very ambitious movie.

  Robert Towne

  Dark, Thinking, Ambitious

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• Since we're keeping it primal, you smell good," he observed. "It's called a shower...," I began automatically, then trailed off. My memory snagged, taken aback by a compelling and forceful sense of undue familiarity. "Soap, shampoo, hot water," I added, almost as an afterthought. "Naked. I know the drill," Jev said, something unreadeble passing over his eyes.

  Becca Fitzpatrick

  Memories, Taken, Eye

  Becca Fitzpatrick (2011). “Silence”, p.186, Simon and Schuster

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• Call me old-fashioned, but I like my conditioners to be conditioners and my shampoos to be shampoos.

  Kyan Douglas

  Call Me, Old Fashioned

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The moment in The Bell Jar when Esther Greenwood realizes after thirty days in the same black turtleneck that she never wants to wash her hair again, that the repeated necessity of the act is too much trouble, that she wants to do it once and be done with it, seems like the book's true epiphany. You know you've completely descended into madness when the matter of shampoo has ascended into philosophical heights.

  Elizabeth Wurtzel

  Philosophical, Book, Hair

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• White girls tell me Hey Nicki your camp rules! Is that why you get more head than shampoos?

  Nicki Minaj

  Girl, White, Hey

  Song: Roger That, Album: Barbie World, 2010

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• Messi scores a goal and celebrates. Cristiano scores a goal and poses like he's in a shampoo commercial.

  Diego Maradona

  Goal, Messi, Celebrate

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• I only shampoo [my hair] once a month.

  Shailene Woodley

  Hippie, Hair, Months

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• What's wrong with you? I asked myself. You are a happy person. You are an upbeat sort of person. Men smile at you on the subway, women ask you what shampoo you use. Cheer up for Christ's sake, I told myself, relax, you're fine, be happy, Girl. When I talk to myself I call myself Girl.

  Jennifer Belle

  Girl, Cheer, Optimistic

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