Am I still in uniform? Then I ain't retired.
I'm retired 99.9%. Of course, there always is that .1%.
I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.
I've got too many of my friends that retired and went home and got on a rocking chair, and about a year and a half later, I'm always going to the cemetery.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
A man can't retire his experience.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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