A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.
Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every employee in the White House will be at once discharged.
I'm a real pussy cat - with an iron tail.
No animal admires another animal.
Animals in different countries have different expressions just as the people in different countries differ in expression.
My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating - and he knows when to stop working.
This is what you should do: love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any man or number of men ... re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss what insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals.
There is no religion without love, and people may talk as much as they like about their religion, but if it does not teach them to be good and kind to man and beast, it is all a sham.
There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is.
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
So many gods, so many creeds, so many paths that wind and wind while just the art of being kind is all the sad world needs.
The fate of animals is of greater importance to me than the fear of appearing ridiculous; it is indissolubly connected with the fate of men.
You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
My philosophy when it came to pets was much like that of having children: You got what you got, and you loved them unconditionally regardless of whatever their personalities or flaws turned out to be.
Pet names are a persistant remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They are a reminder, too, that one is not all things to all people.
When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.
A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.
Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything was going splendidly," she later remarked, "until my bosom barked."
A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.
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