Pantyhose Quotes

• Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

  Phyllis Diller

  Running, Children, Women

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• If we can put a man on the moon, we can make pantyhose comfortable.

  Sara Blakely

  Moon, Men, Dinner Party

  “The woman in control of America's bottom” by Louise France, www.theguardian.com. April 13, 2008.

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• Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.

  Phyllis Schlafly

  Best Love, Depends

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• You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose,
  But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose.

  Too $hort

  Flower, Rose, Hip Hop

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• September is pantyhose month. No nonsense.

  Dave Parker

  Months, September, Nonsense

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• Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can't resolve the problem of women's pantyhose. There's no toothpaste, no soap powder, not the basic necessities of life. It was incredible and humiliating to work in such a government.

  Mikhail Gorbachev

  Country, Government, Space

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose.

  Rita Mae Brown

  America, Revolution, Used

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• 2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Humor, Wife

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• We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie.

  Kami Garcia

  Way, Serious, Late

  Kami Garcia, Margaret Stohl (2013). “Beautiful Creatures: The Complete Series”, p.196, Penguin UK

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• The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury... A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one's pantyhose) does not constitute a legitimate use. And if you do insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.

  Mark Rippetoe

  Desire, Doe, Use

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• I'd get kicked out of buildings all day long, people would rip up my business card in my face. It's a humbling business to be in. But I knew I could sell and I knew I wanted to sell something I had created. I cut the feet out of those pantyhose and I knew I was on to something. This was it.

  Sara Blakely

  Rip, Cutting, Feet

  “The woman in control of America's bottom” by Louise France, www.theguardian.com. April 13, 2008.

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• All right, so there he is, our representative to the world, Mr. Western Civilization, in codpiece and pantyhose up there on the boards, firing away at the rapt groundlings with his blank verses, not less of a word-slinger and spellbinder than the Bard himself and therefore not to be considered too curiously on such matters as relevance, coherence, consistency, propriety, sanity, common decency.

  Marvin Mudrick

  Civilization, Common Decency, Consistency

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• Victim disarmament types are sick, sick people, who'd rather see a woman raped in an alley and strangled with her own pantyhose than see her with a gun in her hand.

  L. Neil Smith

  Gun, Hands, People

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• We could be the biggest pantyhose seller in America, but we don't want to weaken the link in shoppers' minds between Home Depot and do-it-yourself projects.

  Bernard Marcus

  Home, America, Mind

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• Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other tricks which you wouldn't think of doing just for the family.

  Peg Kehret

  Funny, Dog, Home

  Peg Kehret (1988). “Encore!: More Winning Monologs for Young Actors : 63 More Honest-to-life Monologs for Teenage Boys and Girls”, Meriwether Pub

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