Old Maids Quotes

• When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.

  Honore de Balzac

  Funny, Dog, House

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• Of all the old maid's blessing, the greatest is carte blanche. Spinsterhood is powerful; once a woman is called "that crazy old maid" she can get away with anything.

  Florence King

  Single, Powerful, Crazy

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• Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

  Josh Billings

  Tea, Maids, Scandal

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• Better die an old maid, sister, than marry the wrong man.

  Billy Sunday

  Men, Maids, Wrong Man

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• Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.

  Edna Ferber

  Life, Women, Struggle

  In R. E. Drennan Wit's End (1973)

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• Gentlemen, be courteous to the old maids, no matter how poor and plain and prim, for the only chivalry worth having is that which is the readiest to to pay deference to the old, protect the feeble, and serve womankind, regardless of rank, age, or color.

  Louisa May Alcott

  Color, Gentleman, Age

  Louisa May Alcott (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Louisa May Alcott (Illustrated)”, p.604, Delphi Classics

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• Old maids, having never bent their temper or their lives to other lives and other tempers, as woman's destiny requires, have for the most part a mania for making everything about them bend to them.

  Honore de Balzac

  Destiny, Maids, Bent

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• Old maids do not mind giving people trouble.

  Thomas Nelson Page

  People, Giving, Mind

  Thomas Nelson Page “The Works of Thomas Nelson Page”

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• Prudence is a rich, ugly, old maid courted by incapacity.

  William Blake

  Maids, Ugly, Action

  'The Marriage of Heaven and Hell' (1790-3) 'Proverbs of Hell'

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• I'm just an awkward old maid with a very great affection for men.

  Janet Reno

  Men, Awkward, Maids

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• At twenty-five, girls begin to talk about being old maids, but secretly resolve that they never will. At thirty, they say nothing about it, but quietly accept the fact.

  Louisa May Alcott

  Marriage, Girl, Wedding

  Louisa May Alcott (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Louisa May Alcott (Illustrated)”, p.604, Delphi Classics

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• The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

  Groucho Marx

  Inspiration, Games, Play

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• Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I shall end up an old maid.

  Elizabeth Bennett

  Maids, Ends, Matrimony

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• Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in 'Old Maid'; the player who is finally left with it has lost.

  Evelyn Waugh

  Money, Player, Cards

  Evelyn Waugh (1983). “The Essays, Articles and Reviews of Evelyn Waugh”, Methuen

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• Old maids like the houseless and unemployed poor, should not ask for a place and an occupation in the world: the demand disturbs the happy and the rich.

  Charlotte Bronte

  Demand, Maids, Occupation

  1849 Shirley, ch.22.

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• I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

  Lana Turner

  Girl, Men, Saint

  "Hard-Boiled Hollywood: Crime and Punishment in Postwar Los Angeles". Book by Jon Lewis, April 19, 2017.

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• Real feminism is spinsterhood. It's time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name.

  Florence King

  Real, Women, Names

  Florence King (1990). “Reflections In A Jaundiced Eye”, p.47, Macmillan

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• Bachelors' wives and old maids' children are always perfect.

  Nicolas Chamfort

  Children, Perfect, Wife

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• I'm just an old maid with an attraction to men.

  Janet Reno

  Men, Maids, Explanation

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• Right Jo better be happy old maids than unhappy wives or unmaidenly girls running about to find husbands.

  Louisa May Alcott

  Girl, Running, Husband

  Louisa May Alcott (2010). “Little Women”, p.146, Lulu.com

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• The fear of being an old maid made young girls rush into matrimony with a recklessness that astonishes.

  Louisa May Alcott

  Girl, Single, Maids

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• Widows are more skillful anglers for husbands than spinsters, and many marry several times. This is a social injustice to spinsters. "One man one woman," is surely as fair a cry as "One man one vote." As there is scarcely one man for each woman, what right has one woman to two, three, or four men in succession? She may reply, "By the right of conquest." But, then, is she not reducing others to unhappy courses or to become old maids?... Society, for the interests of all, should discourage the remarriage of widows.

  Tennessee Celeste Claflin

  Husband, Men, Two

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• But many, many stories were told; from what could be gathered, all fifty of the mine's inhabitants had reacted on each other, two by two, as in combinatorial analysis, that is to say, everyone with all the others, and especially every man with all the women, old maids or married, and every woman with all the men. All I had to do was to select two names at random, better if different sex, and ask a third person, "What happened with those two?" and lo and behold, a splendid story was unfolded for me, since everyone knew the story of everyone else.

  Primo Levi

  Sex, Men, Two

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• I don’t think that because I’m not married it’s made my life any less. That old-maid myth is garbage.

  Diane Keaton

  Thinking, Maids, Garbage

  "The regrets of Annie Hall" by Simon Edge, www.express.co.uk. March 29, 2012.

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• A country of long shadows on county cricket grounds, warm beer, green suburbs, dog lovers, and old maids cycling to holy communion through the morning mist.

  John Major

  Country, Dog, Morning

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