There's nothing worse than a bunch of jaded old farts, and that's a fact.
It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.
You never want to look like an old fart doing young rap music.
I love baseball. I'll probably end up one of those old farts who go to spring training in Florida every year and drive from game to game all day.
...And nostalgia is a cancer. Nostalgia will fill your heart up with tumors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what you are. You're just an old fart dying of terminal nostalgia.
Just let them sit in the goddam sun. But the world won't let them because there's nothing more dangerous than letting old farts sit in the sun. They might be thinking. Same thing with kids. Keep 'em busy or they might start thinking.
Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's kind of irresistible.
Right now, the old guys, the old farts, if you will, are still running the show, and the women haven't gotten their place yet at all.
Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
I wrote the book based on a blog that I keep. I also tweet. I don't think that for an incredibly old fart I'm totally behind the power curve. I really believe that the essentials of human relationships remain the same.
Rock n roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.
If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby.
I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties.
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