Married Quotes - Page 3

• We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny Marriage, Done

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• I married beneath me. All women do.

  Nancy Astor

  Marriage, Women, Divorce

  Quoted in Dictionary of National Biography 1961 - 1970 (1981)

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• It is now well known, however, that men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.

  C. Northcote Parkinson

  Men, Funny Marriage, Well Known

  Parkinson's Law ch. 10 (1957)

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• In married life three is company and two none.

  Oscar Wilde

  Two, Three, Importance Of Being Earnest

  'The Importance of Being Earnest' (1895) act 1

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• It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Relationship, Marriage, Men

  Man and Superman (1903) act 2

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• I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

  Marie Corelli

  Funny, Marriage, Wedding

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• Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

  Ogden Nash

  Inspirational, Life, Marriage

  Ogden Nash, “A Word To Husbands”

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• To be fully seen by somebody, then, and be loved anyhow - this is a human offering that can border on miraculous.

  Elizabeth Gilbert

  Love, Marriage, Pregnancy

  Elizabeth Gilbert (2010). “The Complete Elizabeth Gilbert: Eat, Pray, Love; Committed; The Last American Man; Stern Men & Pilgrims”, p.394, A&C Black

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• It's true what they say - all the good men are married. But it's marriage that makes them good.

  Gay Talese

  Marriage, Men, Good Man

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• At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

  Ann Landers

  Funny, Hilarious, Humorous

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• I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

  Barbara Bush

  Love, Marriage, Children

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• Jesus never said a word about homosexuality. In all of his teachings about multiple things - he never said that gay people should be condemned. I personally think it is very fine for gay people to be married in civil ceremonies.

  Jimmy Carter

  Jesus, Teaching, Gay

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• I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

  Sam Kinison

  Marriage, Wedding Anniversary, Years

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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  People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

  Paul Newman

  Marriage, Doors, People

  "Paul Newman: A Life in Pictures". Book edited by Yann-Brice Dherbier and Pierre-Henri Verlhac, October 19, 2006.

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• Mom and Dad were married 64 years. And if you wondered what their secret was, you could have asked the local florist - because every day Dad gave Mom a rose, which he put on her bedside table. That's how she found out what happened on the day my father died - she went looking for him because that morning, there was no rose.

  Mitt Romney

  Anniversary, Mom, Morning

  Republican Party Presidential Nomination Acceptance, delivered 30 August 2012, Tampa, Florida

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• The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happy married life.

  Oscar Wilde

  Relationship, Anniversary, Being Happy

  "The Importance of Being Earnest". Revised Edition,

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• We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Life, Marriage

  "The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America". Book by Lawrence J. Epstein, 2001.

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• Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.

  Samuel Pepys

  Love, Funny, Marriage

  'Diary' 25 December 1665

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• I've been with the same person for a very long time but I'm just non-conventional in that way. I don't think people need to be married. I think a lot of people need that piece of paper, but I don't think everybody needs that to feel secure

  Eva Mendes

  Thinking, Long, People

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• I didn’t marry The One, I married this one, and the two of us became one.

  Matt Walsh

  Two, Two Of Us

  FaceBook post by Matt Walsh from May 05, 2017

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• Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife.

  Buck Henry

  Wife, Stones, Faces

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• If you want to appreciate the Sun, be a miner; to value the land, be a sailor and to long for freedom, get married...

  Mehmet Murat Ildan

  Freedom, Land, Long

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• I am an unmarried man, as opposed to a single man. A bachelor, according to the dictionary, is a man who has never been married. An unmarried man is not married at the moment. Many of these terms have fallen into disuse.

  Raymond Burr

  Men, Single Man, Bachelors

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• It's like I'm married to the silencer,
  Until I file for divorce and release my ex-calibers.
  Do art with your arteries, place that for my adversaries,
  Put your snap back cap back, cap your capillaries.

  Pharoahe Monch

  Art, Rap, Divorce

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• This thing with being lovers, it isn't like being married.

  Chris Cleave

  Lovers, Being Married

  Chris Cleave (2010). “Little Bee: A Novel”, p.89, Simon and Schuster

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