Make You Laugh Quotes - Page 2

• I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

  Richard Pryor

  Funny, Laughing, Comedy

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• Only think about the people you enjoy. Only read the books you enjoy, that make you happy to be human. Only go to the events that actually make you laugh or fall in love. Only deal with the people who love you back, who are winners and want you to win too.

  James Altucher

  Falling In Love, Book, Love You

  FaceBook post by James Altucher from Nov 26, 2013

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• Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh.

  Armando Iannucci

  Writing, Thinking, Laughing

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• As comedians, we have the opportunity to convey a message that will have an effect. The best can make you laugh and cry, the way musicians and actors can.

  Jay Pharoah

  Opportunity, Laughing, Comedian

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory... He's a spastic.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Dad, Reading

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• I believe with all my heart in delivering on my contract with my readers. They've got plenty of other things to do, so I had better give them a reason to turn every one of these 550 pages. This is my promise: I solemnly swear I'll make you laugh out loud at least once, cry a little in private, and burn whatever you left on the stove.

  Barbara Kingsolver

  Believe, Heart, Giving

  "Author interview: Barbara Kingsolver". www.librarything.com. October 1, 2008.

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• My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah."

  Mike Stud

  Witty, Laughing, Progression

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• It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am.

  Ben Stiller

  People, Laughing

  "‘Watch’ Men". Interview with Angela Dawson, frontrowfeatures.com. July 24, 2012.

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• Movies serve many purposes, and I've visited many of those genres, from the most light, frivolous comedy that is just trying to make you laugh, to movies that explore the most complicated side of the human soul. As an actor, I play all of those things, and I still like it.

  Antonio Banderas

  Light, Play, Laughing

  "Antonio Banderas Talks THE SKIN I LIVE IN and PUSS IN BOOTS". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. October 12, 2011.

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• 'Understanding' art is like having a sense of humour - if you don't have one, no amount of explanation is going to make you laugh.

  Michael Craig-Martin

  Art, Laughter, Humor

  Source: briansherwin-artcritic.blogspot.com

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• That's actually a rare thing to be on a set full of people that you admire and make you laugh all the time.

  Ed Helms

  People, Laughing, Admire

  "EMMYS: 'The Office's Ed Helms". Interview with Michael Ausiello, deadline.com. June 17, 2012.

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• I think that when you’re doing a comedy and it makes you laugh, there’s a certain… like you can reject it, and it’s okay. It’s not promoting it or making it seem cool. I think that’s when you get into hot water.

  Michael Pena

  Thinking, Water, Laughing

  "The Motion/Captured Interview: Michael Pena in ‘Observe and Report’". Interview with Drew McWeeny, uproxx.com. April 7, 2009.

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• Music bypasses the intellect, it makes you laugh, makes you cry, makes you want to dance, makes you want to have sex.

  Siobhan Fahey

  Sex, Laughing, Want

  "G3" Magazine, November 2002.

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• There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection.

  Roger Ebert

  Two, Laughing, Comedy

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• Life ... is never the way one imagines it. It surprises you, it amazes you, and it makes you laugh or cry when you don't expect it.

  Niki de Saint Phalle

  Laughing, Way, Cry

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• I don't like stand-up comedy that requires a lot of props. I really respect people who can walk out onstage alone and with no other tool but their own minds and can make you laugh and maybe even think a little.

  David Letterman

  Thinking, People, Laughing

  "David Letterman's 1984 Playboy Interview. A Candid Conversation with the Comedy Genius In His Youth". Playboy Interview, playboysfw.kinja.com. 1984.

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• Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh

  Joan Crawford

  Laughing, Hollywood, Checks

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• A grave aspect to a grave character is of much more consequence than the world is generally aware of; a barber may make you laugh, but a surgeon ought rather to make you cry.

  Henry Fielding

  Character, Laughing, World

  Henry Fielding (1782). “The Beauties of Fielding: Carefully Selected ... To which is Added Some Account of His Life”, p.80

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• Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.

  Shanola Hampton

  Real, Men, Laughing

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• Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can't take it. And at this moment you're a part of them. The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on. Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

  Joanne Woodward

  Sex, Real, Sleep

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• There is nothing more beautiful in the world, enough to lose one's head. A sunset with a long nose, a starry sky that lies, a river searching for its father, a beautiful blue forest. It makes you laugh, it makes you cry, it's very mean, generous, magical, universal, a picture of freedom, of unrestrained desire to live, of pain and joy - a joy so powerful and sweet that it restores the souls in every spot on earth. The story of Pinocchio - nothing more beautiful in the world.

  Roberto Benigni

  Beautiful, Sweet, Pain

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• Each cast member brings their own vibe and antics to the set. You're constantly surrounded by fun loving people who can make you laugh in their own way

  John Krasinski

  Fun, People, Laughing

  "Exclusive interview with the Stars of 'The Office'". Interview with Kath Skerry, www.givememyremote.com. January 17, 2006.

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• I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

  Rita Rudner

  Laughing, Tables, Want

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• If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

  Gregory David Roberts

  Fate, Laughing, Shantaram

  Gregory David Roberts (2004). “Shantaram: A Novel”, p.151, Macmillan

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• "I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much... because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting" ... "But that's not all people laugh at." "Isn't it? Perhaps I don't grok all its fullness yet. But find me something that really makes you laugh sweetheart... a joke, or anything else- but something that gave you a a real belly laugh, not a smile. Then we'll see if there isn't a wrongness wasn't there." He thought. "I grok when apes learn to laugh, they'll be people."

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Hurt, Real, People

  "Stranger in a Strange Land". Book by Robert A. Heinlein, 1961.

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