Leo Valdez Quotes

• I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

  Rick Riordan

  Thinking, Nuts, Trying

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• I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

  Rick Riordan

  Trying, Insult, Annoying

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• Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

  Rick Riordan

  Boys, Men, Bad Boy

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• We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

  Rick Riordan

  Weakness, Looking Good, Instance

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• Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

  Rick Riordan

  Destiny, Drawing, Firsts

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• Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.” “Leo, that’s Snow White,” Piper said.

  Rick Riordan

  Mother, Flower, Hair

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• It'll be dangerous," Nyssa warned him. "Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering. Possibly none of you will come back alive." "Oh." Suddenly Leo didn't look so excited. Then he remembered everyone was watching. "I mean... Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Let's do this.

  Rick Riordan

  Mean, Suffering, Monsters

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• She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.

  Rick Riordan

  Guy, Faces, Potty

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• Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!

  Rick Riordan

  "The Son of Neptune". Book by Rick Riordan, October 4, 2011.

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• This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

  Rick Riordan

  Boys, Titles, Captains

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• Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter." Piper: "Is that another joke?

  Rick Riordan

  Espresso, Evil, Friendly

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• This is Buford,” Leo announced. “You name your furniture?” Frank asked.

  Rick Riordan

  Names, Furniture, Percy Jackson And The Olympians

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• Great heroes need great sorrows and burdens, or half their greatness goes unnoticed. It is all part of the fairy tale.

  Peter S. Beagle

  Inspirational, Hero, Writing

  Peter S. Beagle (2003). “A fine and private place: The last unicorn”

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• Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

  Rick Riordan

  Rainbow, Ponies, Annabeth

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• I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta." Leo snorted. "What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird.

  Rick Riordan

  Wine, Atlanta, Sea

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• I figure the world is basically a machine. I don't know who made it, if it was the Fates, or the gods, or the capital-G god or whatever. But it chugs along the way it's supposed to most of the time. Sure, little pieces break off and stuff goes haywire once in a while, but mostly... things happen for a reason.

  Rick Riordan

  Fate, Break Off, Littles

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• Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun!

  Rick Riordan

  Fun, Guy, Trying

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• Hello, Hazel Levesque.

  Rick Riordan

  Hello, Hazel Levesque

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• You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

  Rick Riordan

  Mean, Olympus, Path

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• You're alive!" Percy said to the others. "The giants said you were captured. What happened?" Leo shrugged. "Oh, just another brilliant plan by Leo Valdez. You'd be amazed what you can do with an Archimedes sphere, a girl who can sense stuff underground, and a weasel." "I was the weasel," Frank said glumly.

  Rick Riordan

  Girl, Giants, Alive

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• He had no idea where the stereotype of dumb giggly blondes came from. Ever since he'd met Annabeth at the Grand Canyon last winter,when she'd marched toward him with that Give me Percy Jackson or I’ll kill you expression, Leo had thought of blondes as much too smart and much too dangerous.

  Rick Riordan

  Smart, Winter, Expression

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• Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

  Rick Riordan

  Bff

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• Also ... the plan sounded exactly like the sneaky, twisted, ridiculously annoying and noble sort of thing Leo Valdez would do.

  Rick Riordan

  Noble, Annoying, Sneaky

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• Shut up, me" Leo said out loud. "What?" Piper asked. "Nothing," he said. "Long night. I think I'm hallucinating. It's cool.

  Rick Riordan

  Night, Thinking, Long

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• Aphros nodded, a glint of pride in his eyes. “We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a famous mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!” “Oh, sure,” Leo said. “Like…um, the Little Mermaid?” Aphros frowned. “Who? No! Like Triton, Glaucus, Weissmuller, and Bill!” “Oh. ”Leo had no idea who any of those people were. “You trained Bill? Impressive.

  Rick Riordan

  Hero, Eye, Pride

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