Kissing Funny Quotes - Page 2

• Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep.

  H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

  Family, Good Night, Baby

  "Fictional character: Jennifer Jareau". "Criminal Minds" ("Boxed In", Season 10, Episode 5), October 29, 2014.

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• Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun.

  Robert Herrick

  Love, Heart, Kissing

  Robert Herrick (2003). “Selected Poems”, p.62, Taylor & Francis

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  When my time on earth is done and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass.

  Bobby Knight

  Inspirational, Basketball, Sports

  "Knight moves to Texas" by Kevin Asseo, news.bbc.co.uk. March 22, 2001.

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• Love's first snow-drop, virgin kiss.

  Robert Burns

  Kissing, Snow, First Kiss

  Robert Burns (1994). “The Works of Robert Burns: With an Introduction and Bibliography”, p.547, Wordsworth Editions

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• Let the rain sing you a lullaby.

  Langston Hughes

  Rain, Best Kiss, Liquid

  Langston Hughes (2015). “Sail Away”, p.25, Simon and Schuster

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• I am a strong believer in kissing
  being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates
  open for everything else.

  Jennifer Lopez

  Strong, Kissing, Dating

  "Magazine Displays a Touch of J. Lolita" by George Rush, Joanna Molloy, Lola Ogunnaike, and Kasia Anderson, www.nydailynews.com. August 10, 2001.

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• I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.

  Arturo Toscanini

  Girl, Best Love, Kissing

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it.

  Christian Nestell Bovee

  Love, Passion, Kissing

  "Intuitions and Summaries of Thought (Volume I)". Book by Christian Nestell Bovee, 1862.

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• A man had given all other bliss, And all his worldly worth for this To waste his whole heart in one kiss Upon her perfect lips.

  Alfred Lord Tennyson

  Heart, Kissing, Romantic Love

  'Sir Launcelot and Queen Guinevere' (1842)

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• Kiss till the cow comes home.

  Francis Beaumont

  Home, Kissing, Cows

  Francis Beaumont (1758). “The scornful lady, a comedy”, p.21

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• What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: the sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love.

  Robert Herrick

  Sweet, Love You, Kissing

  Robert Herrick (1852). “Hesperides; or, Works both human and divine”, p.159

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• Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby.

  Langston Hughes

  Rain, Kissing, Water

  Langston Hughes (2015). “Sail Away”, p.25, Simon and Schuster

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• Two heads are better than one.

  Unknown

  Teamwork, Educational, Kissing

  John Heywood, Rudolph E. Habenicht (1963). “A Dialogue of Proverbs: Edited, with Introd., Commentary, and Indexes. by Rudolph E. Habenicht”

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• See the mountains kiss high Heaven And the waves clasp one another; No sister-flower would be forgiven If it disdained its brother; And the sunlight clasps the earth, And the moonbeams kiss the sea - What is all this sweet work worth If thou kiss not me?

  Percy Bysshe Shelley

  Sweet, Brother, Flower

  Percy Bysshe Shelley (2012). “Ode to the West Wind and Other Poems”, p.39, Courier Corporation

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• Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

  Raymond Chandler

  Girl, Drinking, Beer

  The Long Goodbye ch. 4 (1953)

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• How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart.

  William Butler Yeats

  Wedding, Stars, Memories

  William Butler Yeats (2008). “COLLECTED POEMS OF W.B. YEATS”, p.48, Simon and Schuster

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• I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.

  Cameron Diaz

  Valentines Day, Kissing, Promise

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• Now a soft kiss - Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss.

  John Keats

  Valentines Day, Kissing, Romantic Love

  John Keats (1914*). “The complete poetical works and letters of John Keats”, p.75, Рипол Классик

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• A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.

  Cyrano de Bergerac

  Love, Life, Sex

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• I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

  Barbara Bush

  Love, Marriage, Children

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• How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said.

  Victor Hugo

  Love, Life, Romantic

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• Jenny kissed me when we met, Jumping from the chair she sat in; Time, you thief, who love to get Sweets into your list, put that in: Say I'm weary, say I'm sad, Say that health and wealth have missed me, Say I'm growing old, but add-- Jenny kissed me!

  Leigh Hunt

  Sweet, Kissing, Jumping

  "Rondeau" l. 1 (1838)

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• I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.

  Anna Kournikova

  Cute Relationship, Country, Writing

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• You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls.

  Robert Browning

  Girl, Kissing, Romantic Love

  Robert Browning (2014). “A Selection of Poems”, p.121, Cambridge University Press

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• Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

  Helen Rowland

  Girl, Flirty, Sweet Love

  Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.45, Lulu.com

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