Jake Quotes - Page 2

• Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Night, Weather

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• The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Snakes, Bumps

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• Dan," she said. "I'm worried about him. It's not right that a thirteen-year-old knows as much as he does bout stealing things." " You're right," Jake said. "He should have been at least sixteen like you before he became part of an international crime ring.

  Roland Smith

  Stealing Things, Should Have, Years

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• (...) I don´t want a drink. I just want to know where am I? -You´re not in Kansas anymore!- Jake chuckled at his own joke.

  Alexandra Adornetto

  Kansas, Want, Drink

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• How can the strength of one man stand against Jake and an army of demons?" "He can," I countered, "if he has the power of Heaven on his side. After all, Christ was a man." "He was also the Son of God, there's a difference." "Do you think they could have crucified him if he wasn't human?" I asked. "He was flesh and blood, just like Xavier. You've been here so long you underestimate the power of humans. They're a force of nature.

  Alexandra Adornetto

  Son, Army, Men

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• We made it,' he shouted. 'Not bad for a prison break, eh?' 'Good thinking Jake.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Thinking, Prison, Break

  Stephenie Meyer (2008). “Eclipse”, Little Brown & Company

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• I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life.

  Stephen King

  Fear, Cutting, Mets

  Stephen King, Michael Whelan (2004). “The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower”, p.313, Simon and Schuster

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• As teenagers, Marcus had been the muscle and Jake the brains. Marcus had beat up the kids who'd made fun of skinny Jake; Jake had convinced teachers not to punish him. Since then, Marcus had grown a brain (kind of) and Jake had developed muscles. But habits die hard.

  Gena Showalter

  Teacher, Fun, Teenager

  Gena Showalter (2012). “Catch a Mate”, p.238, Harlequin

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• Leah: "That is easily the freakin’ grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Yuck. If there was anything in my stomach, it would be coming back." Seth: "They are vampires, I guess. I mean, it makes sense, and if it helps Bella, it’s a good thing, right?" Leah and Jake stare at Seth. Seth: "What?" Leah: "Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby." Jake: "On his head apparently." Leah: "He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too." Jake: "Lead paint?" Leah: "Looks like it." Seth: "Funny. Why don’t you two shut up and sleep?

  Stephenie Meyer

  Mom, Baby, Mean

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• But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.

  Michael Buckley

  Hurt, Uncles, Dad

  Michael Buckley (2011). “The Sisters Grimm: Book Seven: The Everafter War”, p.82, Abrams

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• I guess as long as people think of me for different ages, I'll trust their opinion. I remember noticing one year that Michelle Monaghan played 34 and 19, so I've kind of clung to that as my justification that I can be Jake Gyllenhaal's wife and a freshman in college in the same year.

  Anna Kendrick

  College, Thinking, Years

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• It's just that, I know how you're unhappy a lot. And, maybe it doesn't help anything, but I wanted you to know that I'm always here. I won't ever let you down―I promise that you can always count on me. Wow, that does sound corny. But you know that, right? That I would never, ever hurt you?" "Yeah Jake. I know that. And I already do count on you, probably more than you know.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Hurt, Promise, Unhappy

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• I love you," Jake whispered. "Are you strong enough for this?" I made myself comfortable. Said over my shoulder, "Sure." "Would you tell me if you weren't?" I grinned. "Maybe. I can't think of a nicer way to commit suicide." "That's good. I can't think of a more pleasant way to commit murder.

  Josh Lanyon

  Suicide, Strong, Love You

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• Roland grabbed Jake and hauled him to his feet. “You came!” Jake shouted. “You really came!” “I came, yes. By the grace of the gods and the courage of my friends, I came.

  Stephen King

  Feet, Grace, My Friends

  Stephen King (1993). “The Waste Lands”, Signet Book

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• Edward: It wasn't the worst night of my life. Jake: Did it make the top ten? Edward: Possibly. But, if I had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten of the best nights of my life. Dream about that.

  Stephenie Meyer

  Dream, Night, Able

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• Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." (Marco) BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans," (Marco) " BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!" (Jake)

  Katherine Applegate

  Hate, Four, Chill

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• ...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself.

  Josh Lanyon

  Looks, Cop, Closets

  Josh Lanyon (2002). “A Dangerous Thing”, Millivres Books

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• Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.

  Jerry Lawler

  Two Best Friends, Snakes, Jack Daniels

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm doing the same thing and it's a hundred times bigger and a hundred times better. So if your going to make a computer game off a movie, is it going to be like "Avatar" where it's going to be a prequel before Jake even got to the planet. You've got to be smart because audiences demand that.

  Sam Worthington

  Smart, Games, Demand

  Source: collider.com

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• Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle of Midway? Neither side used oatmeal. Desert Storm? No oatmeal.

  Katherine Applegate

  Oatmeal, Storm, Battle

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• 'What about stress? Are you using your stress-management techniques when things seem to be getting on top of you?' 'Nothing is getting on top of me.' As I said it, a totally inappropriate picture popped into my mind. 'What are you feeling?' Jake's breath warm against my face, my bruised lips tingling from his kisses. 'Tell me what it feels like with me inside you.'

  Josh Lanyon

  Stress, Kissing, Feelings

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• The T.D. Jakes Relationship Bible: Life Lessons on Relationships from the Inspired Word of God.

  T. D. Jakes

  Life Lesson, Lessons, Inspired

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• I don't know, I'm not from this neighborhood."-to Jake LaMotta after a night of drinking when LaMotta asked "is that the sun or the moon?

  Rocky Graziano

  Drinking, Moon, Night

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• I won't go hunting with you, Jake, but I'll go chasing women.

  Jimmy Dean

  Friendship, Hunting, Chasing

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• No offense to the other people that we work with, but we spend 14-hour days with each other. You're dying for some sort of new rhythm to play with and another person to have fun with. It's like, "Oh, I can't wait to hang out with Zoe Lister Jones today and not deal with that Jake Johnson."

  Max Greenfield

  Fun, Play, People

  "Interview: ‘New Girl’ star Max Greenfield on Fat Schmidt, Evil Schmidt and Schmidt’s new love". Interview with Daniel Fienberg, uproxx.com. January 13, 2015.

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