Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour honey on him because he likes to fight. That's the type of guy Ray Lewis is.
I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.
When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too.
Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.
Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
I led the league in go get 'em next time.
Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl.
Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.
When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done.
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers.
I want your heart, I want to eat your children.
That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.
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