Grumpy Quotes - Page 2

• The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone. Happy, that's all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He's always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was Bashful. Bashful didn't use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn't need any help on that ladder.

  George Carlin

  Drug, Too Much, Coke

  "Toledo Window Box". Comedy album by George Carlin, 1974.

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• I know to argue against our online lives seems like the argument of the grumpy, old Luddite novelist, but I really always try to make the argument from the perspective of personal pleasure.

  Zadie Smith

  Perspective, Trying, Novelists

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• Discussing the possibilities of extraterrestrial life: I would love it even if they were short, sullen, grumpy and sexually obsessed. But there just isn't any good evidence.

  Carl Sagan

  Life, Sullen, Possibility

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• I'm not romantic at all. I'm a moaner. I should be on Grumpy Old Men. I'm terrible.

  Bruno Tonioli

  Men, Should, Old Man

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• Anna Petrovna (to Shabelsky): You can't make a simple joke without an injection of venom. You are a poisonous man. Joking apart, Count, you're very poisonous. It's hideously boring to live with you. You're always grumpy, complaining, you find everyone bad, good for nothing. Tell me frankly, Count, did you ever speak well of anyone?

  Anton Chekhov

  Simple, Men, Complaining

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• Hopefully I'm not a grumpy old guy sitting in the corner, yelling at people and demanding things.

  George W. Bush

  Yelling, People, Guy

  Source: www.aarp.org

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• William: I just had the best idea ever. Let's give Maddox a ring. Paris: You mean propose to him? To grumpy ole Maddox? Willie, why didn't you tell us you're a masochist, who swung that way? You're so delicate, he'll rip you to shreds the moment you climb into his bed. Plus, he's hitched himself to Ashlyn. You try to lay a move on him, and that sweet thang will rearrange your face. William: I mean call him, you idiot. What's with you tonight? Permanent brain damage? We'll breath heavily and ask him what he's wearing. I bet no one's phone sexed him before.

  Gena Showalter

  Sweet, Rip, Moving

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• Don't ask me any questions right now. I'm grumpy and I'll probablly make fun of you. -Effie Kaligaris

  Ann Brashares

  Fun, Ask Me, Right Now

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• I should go in alone," Valkyrie said, speaking loudly to be heard. "If we both go in, it'll look to official." "So I'll just stay out here?" Skulduggery asked. "But what'll I do? There's no one to talk to. It's boring." "You're standing on the roof of a train," Valkyrie pointed out. "If you find this boring, you really need your head examined. Just wait here. I'll do what has to be done and I'll be find out. "Fine," he said, sounding grumpy. "Don't be long.

  Derek Landy

  Long, Waiting, Needs

  Derek Landy (2015). “Skulduggery Pleasant:”, p.104, HarperCollins UK

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• I'm not always a positive person. I wake up grumpy, I read the newspaper and I get furious that the world is still at war.

  Jason Mraz

  War, Wake Up, World

  Source: www.timeout.com

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• A lot of the challenge and the reason for the success of those one-shot photographers is that their pictures almost have to be subject proof. Because you usually only have a few minutes with the person. You never know who's going to walk into the room - whether they're going to be friendly, grumpy, sick of photographers, or between meetings.

  Gregory Heisler

  Sick, Challenges, Friendly

  Source: aphotoeditor.com

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• I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.

  Madonna Ciccone

  Guy, Age, Married

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• I once got a postcard from a French poet who wrote - "you don't know me but I'm always very grumpy when I get up in morning. But when I get up now I put the tea kettle on, and when it starts to sing it makes me smile - goddamn you!" That's what happened when we first designed it - we got a lot of mail.

  Michael Graves

  Morning, Tea, Mail

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• I don't describe myself as a sociable person now. I can be quite... you know... grumpy? Is that a word? I guess I can be a bit grumpy.

  Nick Frost

  Persons, Knows, Describe Myself

  Interview with Ken Plume, asitecalledfred.com. September 2005.

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• It is the prerogative of wizards to be grumpy. It is not, however, the prerogative of freelance consultants who are late on their rent, so instead of saying something smart, I told the woman on the phone, "Yes, ma'am. How can I help you today?

  Jim Butcher

  Smart, Phones, Wizards

  Jim Butcher (2000). “Storm Front: Book one of The Dresden Files”, p.19, Penguin Group

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• I've had a fair amount of experience with snakes, and I find them to be pretty honest in terms of how you read their body language and emotions. They'll tell you when they're grumpy. They'll tell you when they're okay.

  Dominic Monaghan

  Snakes, Body, Honest

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• Real people are good and grumpy. They're nice and mean. And I come from a nice and mean family. My mom was nice, and my dad was mean. So I would've served myself a lot better if Louie Lundgren would've blown up at some of the people he was talking to. I think it would've really served everybody better. We'd probably still be on the air!

  Louie Anderson

  Mom, Dad, Real

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I think I did have a reputation for being grumpy. I don't think I'm grumpy. I have opinions. I have an independent vision. I am a purposeful person. But on a daily basis, I think I'm other than grumpy. I think it is a case where I am coming to do business and not there just to be flattered and cajoled and used.

  Harrison Ford

  Independent, Thinking, Vision

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Ramadan typically brings a spike in violence in Middle East. I get grumpy when I don't eat - but I don't blow things up. Religion of peace?

  Katie Hopkins

  Blow, Middle East, Ramadan

  Twitter post from Jun 29, 2014

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• I am not always happy. I am happy in front of the press. I can be extremely grumpy, ask my husband.

  Meryl Streep

  Husband, Always Happy, Fronts

  Source: the-talks.com

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• You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

  Jimmy Carr

  Guy, Want, Faces

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• Darius didn't have any trouble finding the Street Cats building. It was a cozy-looking square brick building with big front windows crowded with cat stuff. I made a mental note to pick up a little something for Nala from their gift shop. My cat was grumpy enough without her thinking that I'd been cheating on her (translation: I would smell like a zillion other cats) and hadn't even brought her a present.

  P. C. Cast

  Cheating, Cat, Thinking

  P. C. Cast, Kristin Cast (2010). “Untamed: A House of Night Novel”, p.145, Macmillan

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• If you just read Leviticus on the surface, you may think it's just a bunch of grumpy irrelevant rules; but, it's actually the way God gave his people access to himself.

  Jennifer Rothschild

  Thinking, People, May

  Source: www.biblegateway.com

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• I don't want to sound like some grumpy old man telling you to get off my lawn.

  Michael Wilbon

  Men, Sound, Want

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• One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Book, Humor

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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