Great Simpsons Quotes - Page 2

• If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

  Homer

  Jobs, Half, Way

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• Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

  Matt Groening

  Animal, Important, Funny Simpsons

  "Fictional character: Homer Simpson". TV Series "The Simpsons" ("Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood", 1993), www.imdb.com. (1989– ).

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• Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.

  Christopher Titus

  Revenge, Philosophy, Hippie

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

  Matt Groening

  Men, Praying, Funny Simpsons

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• Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

  Matt Groening

  Food, Inspiration, Funny Simpsons

  "Fictional character: Homer Simpson". "The Simpsons (TV Series): Marge vs. the Monorail", www.imdb.com.

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• And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

  Homer

  Here I Am, Sucker, My Own

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• Guilt, remorse. It's what separates us from the animals.

  Arthur Mitchell

  Animal, Guilt, Funny Simpsons

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• I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

  Homer

  World, Gray

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• A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

  Homer

  Ice, Feet, Six

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