Great Golfing Quotes - Page 4

You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.

Bobby Jones

Golf, Thinking, Swings

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This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.

Ben Hogan

Golf, Winning, Games

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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Bob Hope

Fun, Lying, Golf

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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.

Gary Player

Golf, Years, Games

"The Gigantic Book of Golf Quotations". Book edited by Jim Apfelbaum, 2007.

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Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

Chuck Hogan

Funny, Golf, Play

Chuck Hogan (1993). “Learning Golf: The How-To-Learn Book for Aspiring Golfers”, Sports Enhancement Assocs

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I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf, Three, Fear Of Death

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Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Ben Hogan

Funny, Sports, Athlete

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It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

Bobby Jones

Basketball, Sports, Golf

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My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

Keith Michael

Golf, Mind, Body

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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.

A. P. Herbert

Golf, Men, Games

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Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

Sam Snead

Golf, Dimes, Whiskey

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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Bob Hope

Dirty, Golf, Play

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If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

Tom Mulligan

Golf, Get Better, Age

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Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.

Bobby Nichols

Golf, Handicaps, Great Golf

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Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.

Ben Hogan

Golf, Management, Talent

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It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.

J. C. Snead

Golf, Balls, Legs

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Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.

Ernie Banks

Baseball, Character, Golf

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Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.

Ben Crenshaw

Sports, Golf, Thinking

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The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.

Tony Lema

Golf, Giving, Water

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Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

Homero Blancas

Golf, Yeah, Golfers

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When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

Henry Beard

Golf, Two, Water

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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

Robin Williams

Golf, Men, White Man

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They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

Tommy Bolt

Distance, Golf, Clubs

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In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.

Ken Harrelson

Leadership, Baseball, Running

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Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you.

Cary Middlecoff

Golf, Hitting, Green

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