If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.
Words can break someone into a million pieces, but they can also put them back together
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
There are so many girls, and so few princes.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
Girls are like buses, miss one, next fifteen, one comin.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
If you invest in a girl or a woman, you are investing in everybody else.
If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
I'm the girl who still believes prince charming exists somewhere out there.
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'
You are the one girl that made me risk eveything for a future worth having.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
What do I like in a girl? I like a girl that likes me, a girl that knows how to smile and see the bright side of things. A girl that makes me a better person.
Between the ages of fourteen and twenty-four, foreplay changes from being something that boys want to do and girls don't, to something that women want and men can't be bothered with. ... The perfect match, if you ask me, is between the Cosmo woman and the fourteen-year old boy.
Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it.
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown Till human voices wake us... and we drown.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
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