Funny Running Quotes - Page 2

I've always felt that long, slow distance produces long, slow runners.

Sebastian Coe

Inspirational, Motivational, Running

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In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.

Sam Snead

Running, Golf, Track

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I run to see who has the most guts.

Steve Prefontaine

Sports, Running, Track

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My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Milton Berle

Funny, Running, Health

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You have to forget your last marathon before you try another. Your mind can't know what's coming.

Frank Shorter

Inspirational, Running, Mind

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There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.

Bill Bowerman

Funny, Motivational, Nike

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There's no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing

Ranulph Fiennes

Running, Adventure, Weather

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If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want - Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway.

Don Kardong

Inspirational, Running, Track And Field

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Good things come slow, especially in distance running.

Bill Dellinger

Running, Giving Up, Distance

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Your body will argue that there is no justifiable reason to continue. Your only recourse is to call on your spirit, which fortunately functions independently of logic.

Tim Noakes

Inspirational, Motivational, Sports

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If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Yogi Berra

God, Running, Worry

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You have to wonder at times what you're doing out there. Over the years, I've given myself a thousand reasons to keep running, but it always comes back to where it started. It comes down to self-satisfaction and a sense of achievement.

Steve Prefontaine

Motivational, Success, Softball

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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

Rita Rudner

Running, Morning, Home

Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

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I had as many doubts as anyone else. Standing on the starting line, we're all cowards.

Alberto Salazar

Softball, Running, Doubt

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I am going to go out a winner if I have to find a high school race to win my last race.

Johnny Gray

Sports, School, Hockey

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It hurts up to a point and then it doesn't get any worse.

Ann Trason

Inspirational, Running, Hurt

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Run hard, be strong, think big!

Percy Cerutty

Motivational, Fitness, Running

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Now if you are going to win any battle you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. The body will always give up. It is always tired morning, noon, and night. But the body is never tired if the mind is not tired. When you were younger the mind could make you dance all night, and the body was never tired... You've always got to make the mind take over and keep going.

George S. Patton

Inspirational, Motivational, Running

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I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.

Neil Armstrong

Fitness, Running, Believe

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If you can't win, make the one ahead of you break the record.

John McKeithen

Sports, Running, Winning

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Are you tired? You should be! You've been running through my mind all day.

Gary Barlow

Running, Thinking Of You, Flirty

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I didn't train all that time just to come here and get it over with as fast as I can

John Bingham

Running, Train, I Can

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I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly.

Bill Kirby

Running, Goal, Bigger

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