Funny Marijuana Quotes

Of course I know how to roll a joint.

Martha Stewart

Weed, Marijuana, Bud

"Scientists figure out how much pot is in a joint", www.foxnews.com. July 19, 2016.

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You bet I did and I enjoyed it.

Michael Bloomberg

Weed, Marijuana, Cannabis

"Bloomberg Says He Regrets Marijuana Remarks". www.nytimes.com. April 10, 2002.

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I smoked pot in college and in the Army.

Al Gore

Weed, Army, Marijuana

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I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast

Ronald Reagan

Funny, Weed, Marijuana

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When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didnt like it, and I didnt inhale, and I never tried again.

William J. Clinton

Weed, Time, Marijuana

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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

Bill Hicks

Funny, Weed, Humor

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Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

Matt Lauer

Funny, Marijuana, Two

"The hard shell" by Richard Johnson, www.theguardian.com. August 26, 2006.

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Federal and state laws (should) be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use.

Richard M. Nixon

Funny, Weed, Marijuana

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Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.

Kurt Vonnegut

Weed, Stress, Marijuana

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Congress should definitely consider decriminalizing possession of marijuana. We should concentrate on prosecuting the rapists and burglars who are a menace to society.

Dan Quayle

Weed, War, Marijuana

"Legalizing Marijuana: Drug Policy Reform and Prohibition Politics". Book by Rudolph Joseph Gerber, 2004.

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Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.

Harry J. Anslinger

Weed, Marijuana, Men

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The evidence is overwhelming that marijuana can relieve certain types of pain, nausea, vomiting and other symptoms caused by such illnesses as multiple sclerosis, cancer and AIDS - or by the harsh drugs sometimes used to treat them. And it can do so with remarkable safety. Indeed, marijuana is less toxic than many of the drugs that physicians prescribe every day.

Joycelyn Elders

Weed, Pain, Cancer

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Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.

Hugh Hefner

Weed, Marijuana, Smoking

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Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

Katt Williams

Funny, Humor, Marijuana

FaceBook post by Katt Williams from Oct 19, 2012

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Marijuana is one of the safest, therapeutically active substances known to man.

Frances M. Young

Weed, Marijuana, Men

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Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.

Thomas Jefferson

Weed, Country, Marijuana

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Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.

Nick Offerman

Weed, Marijuana, Alcohol

Nick Offerman (2013). “Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living”, p.94, Penguin

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I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.

James Franco

Weed, Beer, Marijuana

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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.

Bill Hicks

Weed, Mistake, Marijuana

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The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.

Bill Lee

Weed, Humor, Marijuana

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I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it

Jennifer Aniston

Weed, Marijuana, Smoking

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I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good

Kevin Smith

Weed, Kids, Marijuana

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Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions. I apprehended the structure of certain pieces of jazz and classical music in a new manner under the influence of marijuana, and these apprehensions have remained valid in years of normal consciousness.

Allen Ginsberg

Weed, Marijuana, Years

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I've been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and ... I think it's a tremendous blessing.

Lester Grinspoon

Weed, Blessing, Marijuana

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The amount of money and of legal energy being given to prosecute hundreds of thousands of Americans who are caught with a few ounces of marijuana makes no sense.

William F. Buckley, Jr.

Weed, Marijuana, Jeans

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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