Funny Girl Quotes

• Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

  Albert Einstein

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  Albert Einstein (2015). “Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century”, p.46, St. Martin's Press

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• It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Funny, Girl, Sexy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.

  Tina Fey

  Girl, Sarcastic, Athlete

  "Bossypants". Book by Tina Fey, April 5, 2011.

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• I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.

  J. D. Salinger

  Love, Girl, Confused

  J. D. SALINGER (1951). “THE CATCHER IN THE RYE”

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  Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Funny, Girl, Mother

  Dr. Laurence J. Peter (2013). “Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Times”, p.65, Harper Collins

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• I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels.

  Maya Angelou

  Love, Inspirational, Girl

  Maya Angelou, Jeffrey M. Elliot (1989). “Conversations with Maya Angelou”

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• Girls are like buses, miss one, next fifteen, one comin.

  Gucci Mane

  Girl, Rapper, Missing

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• I don't consider myself a funny girl, but I do have a sense of humor because I don't take myself too seriously. Taking yourself too seriously, I think, is not right. Life is supposed to be funny. Because if you can laugh about yourself when you made a mistake or when you did something wrong, you can learn from it.

  Stephanie Sigman

  Girl, Mistake, Thinking

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• I've known for quite a while that I was a funny girl.

  Niecy Nash

  Girl, Known

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• When I was a teenager and all these shows were on I was in that business, so I knew a lot of people in the theaters and I saw many of the great shows many times. I would go in and stand in the back - they would let me in, they knew me. I saw Fiddler on the Roof, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Gypsy, and Funny Girl many times just standing in the back.

  Christopher Walken

  Girl, Teenager, Funny Things

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I think as an actress before I was on Twitter I thought, I'm only doing drama [and dramatic roles]... but then as soon I started tweeting it was like, "Oh you're the funny girl!"... but that was never how I saw myself. It's changed how I seem in other people's eyes.

  Jenny Mollen

  Girl, Drama, Eye

  Source: www.cosmopolitan.com

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• I like a funny girl. Smart. Talented. I like someone who is good at music - that always intrigues me.

  Tom Felton

  Girl, Smart, Intrigue

  "Exclusive Interview: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows 2's Tom Felton". Interview with Neha Gandhi, www.seventeen.com. July 14, 2011.

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• Have you ever been to a picnic? And someone blows up a balloon, and everyone starts tossing it around, and it's always just about to touch the ground, but someone always gets there just in time to tap it back up? That balloon, that's God, the very best in all of us, the kindness, the heavy petting, Funny Girl! ...Evil bores me. It's just one note. It doesn't sing! Oh, of course life sucks! It always will. So why not make the most of it?

  Paul Rudnick

  Girl, Kindness, Blow

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• One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl, I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice.

  Barbra Streisand

  Beautiful, Girl, Thinking

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I used to like Barbra Streisand films. It was Funny Girl that really turned me on, in a sense, to acting. I remember it specifically being a rainy Saturday afternoon. I couldnt play football, so I stayed in, and I watched Funny Girl.

  Sean Harris

  Girl, Football, Play

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• Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film Funny Girl at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.

  Beth Ditto

  Girl, Believe, Funny Motivational

  "What would Beth Ditto do?" by Beth Ditto, www.theguardian.com. August 16, 2007.

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• I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.

  Lea Michele

  Girl, Want, Murphy

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• You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

  Tucker Max

  Girl, Emotional, Issues

  Tucker Max (2010). “Assholes Finish First”, p.310, Simon and Schuster

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• I don't want to be the funny girl or the serious girl. I would hope to touch on all different genres and all different types of characters, which I think I've been lucky enough to do, so far.

  Yvonne Strahovski

  Girl, Character, Thinking

  Source: collider.com

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• Who doesnt love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time?

  Malin Akerman

  Girl, Sexy, Looks

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• I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.

  Emmanuelle Chriqui

  Girl, Appreciate

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl.

  Whitney Cummings

  Girl, Dating, Guy

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• If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.

  Bill Hader

  Girl, Guy, Ifs

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• MC is a funny girl and always makes me laugh no matter what. I love her!

  Missy Elliot

  Girl, Laughing, Matter

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