Funny Friend Quotes - Page 6

• A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Friendship, Relationship, Patience

  1841 Essays: First Series,'Friendship'.

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• I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

  Bob Hope

  Hate, Inspiration, Blow

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• You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

  A. A. Milne

  Inspirational, Friendship, Positive

  "Pooh's Little Instruction Book". Book by A. A. Milne, Joan Powers, www.mtv.com. 2001.

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• You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time.

  Brian Andreas

  Long, Mets, Said

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• My friends, there are no friends.

  Coco Chanel

  Funny, Friendship, Humor

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• Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"

  Andy Borowitz

  Funny, New Relationship, Technology

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Dec 18, 2011

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• A friend is a gift you give yourself.

  Robert Louis Stevenson

  Friendship, Holiday, Real Friends

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