A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.
I think computer viruses should count as life.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
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