Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.
I got into a few games after they were hopelessly won or hopelessly lost, you know, when they put the substitutes in, and finally the water boy, and then me. That is the way it worked.
I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me.
As concerning football, I protest unto you that it may rather be called a friendly kind of fight than a play or recreation - a bloody and murdering practise than a fellowly sport or pastime.
In this case, I realize that, unlike when I was 22 years old, I realize now that football will not go on forever, it is a small part of your life.
I've let a lot of things go, and obviously football is one of them. I think the hardest thing to let go is your self-image. That's what I'm working on now.
The Arena League is the best thing that could have happened to me because I get to run the whole process. I'm seeing not only the football side but the business side
I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: 'Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good.'
Football, bloody hell!
I'd been ill and hadn't trained for a week and I'd been out of the team for three weeks before that, so I wasn't sharp. I got cramp before half-time as well. But I'm not one to make excuses.
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
Well family is obviously the most important. There was a time when I thought football was the most important.
I eat football, I sleep football. I am not mad I am just passionate
I asked the players: 'Do you want to enjoy the game? Or do you want to enjoy after the game?' The players told me they wanted to enjoy after the game so I said: 'OK, then we will enjoy after the game'.
Sometimes in football you have to hold your hand up and say, yeah, they're better than us.
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
Anger infests Lee Bowyer's simple mind. He could get sent off playing solitaire.
A lot of football success is in the mind. You must believe you are the best and then make sure that you are.
If football taught me anything about business, it is that you win the game one play at a time.
My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.
Actually, I wanted to act even when I was still playing football.
Football is a game of errors. The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins.
Violent ground-acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.
Football is like a religion to me. I worship the ball, and I treat it like a god. Too many players think of a football as something to kick. They should be taught to caress it and to treat it like a precious gem.
Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died.
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