Fish Tanks Quotes

• No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.

  Lewis Carroll

  Sea, Fishing, Rivers

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• No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.

  John Ruskin

  Powerful, Lakes, Sea

  John Ruskin (1871). “Selections from the Writings of John Ruskin”, p.336

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• A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

  Oliver Gaspirtz

  Cat, Tanks, Television

  Oliver Gaspirtz (2014). “Pet Humor!”, p.54, Westhoff Publishing

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• Wherever the fish are, that's where we go.

  Richard Wagner

  Fishing, Fishes

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• 99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.

  Demetri Martin

  America, Castles, Tanks

  Demetri Martin (2011). “This Is a Book”, p.40, Hachette UK

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• I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it's a long story. I have a fascination with the ocean, and you put a hot chick in there, it just adds more to it! I liked The Little Mermaid. It's a cool movie. It's one of those I watch over and over again.

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Ocean, Long, Mermaid

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• I deep sea fish a lot.

  John Entwistle

  Sea, Fishes, Deep Sea

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• I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store and said, "Give me another ten guppies, I got a lot of calls yesterday."

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Phones

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• Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Years

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• I'm going to gut you like a fish.

  Mike Tyson

  Lakes, Sea, Fishing

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• Memory is a net: one that finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking.

  Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

  Running, Memories, Water

  Oliver Wendell Holmes (1875). “The Autocrat of the Breakfast-table: Every Man His Own Boswell”, p.325

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• Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Inspirational, Smell, Cute Funny

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• No toys in the fish tank

  Cynthia Lord

  Tanks, Toys, Fishes

  Karen Hesse, Cynthia Rylant, Cynthia Lord, Ann M. Martin (2013). “Scholastic Newbery Collection”, p.555, Scholastic Inc.

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• I don't ask for an apology because it's only tomorrow's fish-and-chip paper.

  Tracey Emin

  Sorry, Apology, Paper

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• Who does not love his own tongue is far worse than a brute or stinking fish.

  Jose Rizal

  Love, Animal, Doe

  "Did Young Rizal Really Write Poem for Children?" by Ambeth R. Ocampo, newsinfo.inquirer.net. August 22, 2011.

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• He that would fish, must venture his bait.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Bait, Venture, Fishes

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• Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

  Jessica Simpson

  Stupid, Tuna Fish, Sea

  "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Humorous, Cat, Law

  Benjamin Franklin (2012). “Wit and Wisdom from Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.27, Courier Corporation

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• Whenever the lion fish in the fish tank in the captain's ready room died it was always a sad moment.

  Patrick Stewart

  Tanks, Lions, Captains

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• The fact that we're catching more fish per person than we've ever done before doesn't mean that there are not particular places where we've managed fisheries badly.

  Bjorn Lomborg

  Mean, Done, Facts

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• I used to fish the Border rivers, but nowadays you have to queue up for a shot and I can't stand that.

  Norman MacCaig

  Rivers, Borders, Used

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• I've slowly gone back, later on in life, to fish and then chicken and then, last year, red meat.

  Sarah Chalke

  Years, Meat, Gone

  "Interview: The Cast And Crew Of Scrubs". Interview With Todd Gilchrist, www.ign.com. May 9, 2006.

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• You have to kill to survive. People have been doing it forever. I eat meat, and I eat fish. If I were on a deserted island I would need that to survive.

  Benicio Del Toro

  Islands, People, Forever

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• What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

  Dave Attell

  Funny, Humor, Rivers

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• Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Eight

  Chelsea Handler (2010). “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang”, p.20, Hachette UK

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