Egg Rolls Quotes

• A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

  Bernard Meltzer

  Friendship, Thank You, True Friend

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• On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

  Coolio

  Nice, Food, Eggs

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• Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent.

  Conan O'Brien

  Easter, Eggs, White

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• Ex-convicts prepared the eggs for the White House’s Easter Egg Roll. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress.

  Jay Leno

  Easter, Nice, Eggs

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• It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.

  Robert Orben

  Eggs, Way, Hong Kong

  Robert Orben (1978). “2000 new laughs for speakers: the ad-libber's handbook”, Random House Value Pub

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• It's improper to use the egg roll for political purposes.

  Mark Tooley

  Eggs, Political, Purpose

  "Gay Group Plans Big Turnout for White House Easter Egg Roll". www.foxnews.com. January 20, 2006.

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• Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic. She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats. For two months, the father stands stiff, without food, blind in the 24-hour dark, balancing the egg on his feet. After the little penguin is hatched, the mother sees fit to come home.

  L. M. Boyd

  Mother, Baby, Father

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• Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.

  David Letterman

  Easter, Kids, Years

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