Dumb Liberal Quotes - Page 4

• I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

  Wanda Sykes

  Country, Thinking, Oxycontin

  "Comedian Wanda Sykes Draws Fire With Cracks About Rush Limbaugh's Health, Patriotism". Wanda Sykes' speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner at Washington Hilton, Washington, D.C., www.foxnews.com. May 11, 2009.

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• Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home, the average I.Q. soared.

  Ted Rall

  War, Home, Average

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• Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again

  Christopher Dodd

  Stupid, Eight, Racist

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• n case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed.

  Barack Obama

  Stupid, Kansas, People

  "Obama Gaffe: "10,000" Died In Kan. Tornado". www.cbsnews.com. May 9, 2007.

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• I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up.

  Rod Blagojevich

  Growing Up, Father, Shoes

  “The Notorious Blago” by Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. January 11, 2010.

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• We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance.

  Debbie Wasserman Schultz

  Law, Dumb, Stupid Liberal

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• The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people.

  John Dingell

  Taken, Long, People

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• Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.

  Eric Massa

  Guy, Dumb, 50th Birthday

  "Exclusive: Eric Massa on 'Glenn Beck'". "Glenn Beck Program", www.foxnews.com. March 9, 2010.

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• If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq.

  Charles Rangel

  Stupid, Army, Fighting

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• I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her.

  William J. Clinton

  Stupid, Humorous, Dumb

  "Clinton Deposition In Jones Case: 'I've Never Had An Affair With Her'". www.cnn.com.

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