Dudley Dursley Quotes

• Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel — Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.

  J. K. Rowling

  Baby, Angel, Aunt

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone”, p.24, Pottermore

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• Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?

  J. K. Rowling

  Daddy, Mad, Gone

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• Dumbledore paused, and although his voice remained light and calm, and he gave no obvious sign of anger, Harry felt a kind of chill emanating from him and noticed that the Dursleys drew very slightly closer together. “You did not do as I asked. You have never treated Harry as a son. He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands. The best that can be said is that he has at least escaped the appalling damage you have inflicted upon the unfortunate boy sitting between you.

  J. K. Rowling

  Son, Boys, Hands

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”, p.51, Pottermore

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• Yeah, but coming from Dudley that's like "I love you.

  J. K. Rowling

  Love You, Yeah

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”, p.43, Pottermore

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• No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.

  J. K. Rowling

  Work Out, Sick, Toilets

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone”, p.33, Pottermore

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• The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food.

  J. K. Rowling

  Uncles, Vegetables, Cake

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire”, p.33, Pottermore

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