Drive Safely Quotes

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  Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

  George Carlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Carlin on Campus". Documentary, Comedy, 1984.

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• The driver on the highway is safe not when He reads the signs, but when He obeys them.

  Aiden Wilson Tozer

  God, Christian, Religious

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• Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

  Tommy Lasorda

  Sports, Baseball, Home

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

  Dudley Moore

  Views, Mirrors, Safety

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• Know how to drive safely when it's raining or when it's snowing. The two conditions are different.

  Marilyn vos Savant

  Rain, Two, Snow

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• If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

  Dean Martin

  Retirement, Drinking, Book

  "Famous drinkers" by Rob Parker, www.theguardian.com. April 18, 2004.

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  Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

  Albert Einstein

  Funny, Life, Cute

  Albert Einstein (2010). “The Ultimate Quotable Einstein”, p.482, Princeton University Press

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• Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet up.

  Barbara Kingsolver

  Jesus, Want, Driving

  Barbara Kingsolver (2012). “Flight Behaviour”, p.234, Faber & Faber

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• A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

  Woody Allen

  Self, Tree, Defense

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• For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

  Robert Breault

  Normal, Driving, Resumes

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• If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.

  Joseph M. Schenck

  Lying, Drinking, Drunk

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• One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

  Nancy Astor

  Time, Educational, Drinking

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• It seemed to me that the people who made the rules of the road had figured out everything that would help a person drive safely right down to having a sign that tells you you're passing through a place where deer cross. Somebody should stick up some signs on the highway of life. CAUTION: JERKS CROSSING. Blinking yellow lights when you're about to to something stupid. Stop signs in front of people who could hurt you. Green lights shining when you're doing the right thing. It would make the whole experience easier.

  Joan Bauer

  Hurt, Stupid, Light

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• It's all based around the idea that basically VW cars are space age. They're the worst cars to use in action movie, because all the things you want to traditionally do in an action movie they won't allow you to do, because they make you drive safely if you want to or not.

  Paul W. S. Anderson

  Ideas, Space, Car

  Source: collider.com

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• Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Food, Drinking, Alcohol

  P. J. O'Rourke (1983). “Modern manners”, Dell Books

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