Douchebags Quotes

• It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag.

  Pete Wentz

  Names, Frustrating, Synonym

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• I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Marriage, Stupid, Gay

  "Schwarzenegger on abortion, gays, environment". edition.cnn.com. August 28, 2003.

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• There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

  David Hasselhoff

  Children, Wish, Dying

  "Hoff the hook" by Lucy Mangan, www.theguardian.com. June 24, 2006.

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• Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

  Bryan Lee O'Malley

  Should Have, Hey, Retarded

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• The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag.

  Moby

  Self, Worst Case Scenario, Cases

  Source: thequietus.com

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• So much of the time I'm cast as an asshole or a douchebag, or that kind of thing. I'd like to go back to just playing a guy with a good heart. Usually so much of my stuff is ulterior motives or a dark thing to it. Maybe that's what other people see in me, but I feel like I have a warm side, too, humor and fun. I'd like to play a little bit more of that. Feel-good stuff. Why not?

  Dan Amboyer

  Fun, Heart, Dark

  Source: thecelebritycafe.com

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• If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag.

  Dana Gould

  Odds, Encounters, Ifs

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• The only guys that make it through are the guys that make it through are the guys that have a complete control of their ego where they tap out in the beginning, all the time, you're always losing in the beginning... Your ego can get bruised if you don't have control of it. So what ends up happens is Jiu Jitsu is the ultimate douchebag filter.

  Eddie Bravo

  Mma, Guy, Ego

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• Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.

  George Carlin

  Remember, Silver, Barbara

  "George Carlin... It's Bad for Ya!". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2008.

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• We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

  Anna Kendrick

  Apples, Gold, Watches

  Twitter post from Mar 09, 2015

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• I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine.

  Jemaine Clement

  Character, Play, Balance

  Interview with Sean O'Neal, film.avclub.com. October 30, 2009.

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• Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life.

  Dana Gould

  Reality, Self, People

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• We have about three hours of homework a night, and our evening study period is only two hours, so if you want to spend the break at half-past-nine not freaking out, you have to cram. I'm not sure that the picture of the wide-eyed zombie girl biting out the brains of senior douchebag James Page is part of Sam's homework, bit if it is, his physics teacher is awesome.

  Holly Black

  Girl, Senior, Teacher

  Holly Black (2010). “White Cat”, p.14, Hachette UK

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• Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d--k? I can't believe I'm still talking about this. But I've worn underwear every day of my life and the fact that I'm painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying. It's become a meme, I guess. Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I'll look like a douchebag. But it's silly.

  Jon Hamm

  Believe, Silly, Talking

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• Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home I'm feeling kind of shitty," you go, "You faggot." That's what it means. It's about a guy wimping out, being a douchebag...it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.

  Joe Rogan

  Home, Mean, Men

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.

  Joe Rogan

  Want, Wells

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.

  Brandi Glanville

  Numbers, Married, All Time

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• Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag.

  Joshua Malina

  Brown

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• I immediately felt better about killing him. I’ve never known a Trevor who wasn’t a total douchebag. It’s just one of those names that goes so nicely with selfish, arrogant, malicious behavior—and really, what did I know about this guy? Nothing, except that his name was Trevor and he’d been nabbed in the midst of breaking-and-entering. That was plenty.

  Cherie Priest

  Selfish, Names, Guy

  Cherie Priest (2011). “Bloodshot”, p.46, Spectra

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