Cricket Funny Quotes - Page 2

• A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain and reliable thing than bowling and fielding.

  Ranjitsinhji

  Running, Bowling, Certain

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• A stroke of a man knocking a thistle top with a walking stick

  John Arlott

  Men, Walking Sticks, Cricket

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• Collectively and individually fielding is largely a matter of thoughts and discipline.

  Ian Peebles

  Discipline, Matter, Cricket

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• I saw him playing on television and was struck by his technique, so I asked my wife to come look at him. Now I never saw myself play, but I felt that this player is playing with a style similar to mine, and she looked at him on Television and said yes, there is a similarity between the two...his compactness, technique, stroke production - it all seemed to gel!

  Donald Bradman

  Player, Two, Wife

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• I'll be going to bed having nightmares of Sachin just running down the wicket and belting me back over the head for six. He was unstoppable. I don't think anyone, apart from Don Bradman, is in the same class as Sachin Tendulkar. He is just an amazing player.

  Shane Warne

  Running, Thinking, Player

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• Baseball and cricket are beautiful and highly stylized medieval war substitutes, chess made flesh, a mixture of proud chivalry and base-in both senses-greed.

  John Fowles

  Beautiful, Baseball, War

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• The Port Elizabeth ground is more of a circle than an oval. It's long and square.

  Trevor Bailey

  Circles, Squares, Long

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• I don't think the press are vindictive. They can write what they want

  Mike Gatting

  Writing, Thinking, Want

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