Bowling Quotes

• Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

  Martin Mull

  Inspirational, Funny, Family

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Every bowling center should have a house pro.

  Don Johnson

  Should Have, House, Should

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• I can't tell you how many life lessons I've learned through bowling. Time management, finding balance in life, how to lose, how to win, how to bowl as a team and deal with people. How to do something I love to do and inspire other people.

  Diandra Asbaty

  Life Lesson, Team, Winning

  Source: articles.chicagotribune.com

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• In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.

  Stephen King

  Life, Care, Made

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• There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even throw your arm back. It's kind of a mind-set. You want to be in this perfect mind-set before you released the ball.

  Jeff Bridges

  Perfect, Mind, Want

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• I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up.

  Jay Park

  Fall, Pins

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• The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

  Jimmy Johnson

  Inspirational, Motivational, Positive

  "Fictional character: Dan". "Waiting...", www.imdb.com. 2005.

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• Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

  Chris Hardwick

  Sports, Energy, Balls

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• Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

  Seneca the Younger

  Inspirational, Success, Tattoo

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• We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths.

  Homer

  Ifs

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• You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

  Jim Gaffigan

  Balls, Heavy

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• I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.

  Lil' Kim

  Sex, Gambling, Eight

  "Interview: the wrath of Lil Kim". Interview with Michael Cragg, www.theguardian.com. July 19, 2013.

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• You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do it! We're praying for you." The advice starts. "Use a heavier ball." "Keep your arm straight." "You should get a vasectomy." If you're really bad at bowling like me, they'll ask if want the bumpers up. Not that bowling is that complex anyway. "You want the bumpers? We can get rid of the pins. Why don't you take this coloring book and sit in the corner?"

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Cancer, Book

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• You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!

  John Calipari

  Perfection, Want, Alleys

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• It's not bragging if you can back it up.

  Muhammad Ali

  Sports, Fighting, Greatness

  Twitter post from Feb 01, 2011

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• Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

  John Goodman

  Nomenclature

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• I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

  Uncle Kracker

  Avid, Serious, Problem

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• Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.

  Andy Lau

  Golf, Tennis, Want

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• I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.

  Don Johnson

  Kids, Littles, Skinny

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Remember there is plenty of room at the top-but not enough to sit down.

  Zig Ziglar

  Success, Rooms, Remember

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• I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.

  Kathleen Madigan

  College, Years, Shoes

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• Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.

  Andrew Vachss

  Balls, Lace, Appearance

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• Down the mine I dreamed of cricket; I bowled imaginery balls in the dark; I sent the stumps spinning and heard them rattling in the tunnels. No mishap was going to stop me from bowling in the real game, especially this one.

  Harold Larwood

  Real, Dark, Tunnels

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• Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun.

  Queen Latifah

  Fun

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• I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.

  Joe Tex

  Games, Remember, Week

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