Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Every bowling center should have a house pro.
I can't tell you how many life lessons I've learned through bowling. Time management, finding balance in life, how to lose, how to win, how to bowl as a team and deal with people. How to do something I love to do and inspire other people.
In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.
There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even throw your arm back. It's kind of a mind-set. You want to be in this perfect mind-set before you released the ball.
I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths.
You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.
You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do it! We're praying for you." The advice starts. "Use a heavier ball." "Keep your arm straight." "You should get a vasectomy." If you're really bad at bowling like me, they'll ask if want the bumpers up. Not that bowling is that complex anyway. "You want the bumpers? We can get rid of the pins. Why don't you take this coloring book and sit in the corner?"
You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!
It's not bragging if you can back it up.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.
Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.
I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.
Remember there is plenty of room at the top-but not enough to sit down.
I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.
Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.
Down the mine I dreamed of cricket; I bowled imaginery balls in the dark; I sent the stumps spinning and heard them rattling in the tunnels. No mishap was going to stop me from bowling in the real game, especially this one.
Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun.
I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.
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