Cream Cheese Quotes

• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Witty, Time

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• The second mouse gets the cheese!

  Terry Pratchett

  Funny, Witty, Iron

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• I like cream cheese in just about anything.

  Diane Mott Davidson

  Cheese, Cream

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• Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?

  Jack LaLanne

  Motivational, Good Morning, Dog

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• Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.

  George Will

  Apples, Pie, Cheesy

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• If you're associated with the Philadelphia media or town, you look for negatives. I don't know if there's something about their upbringing or they have too many hoagies, or too much cream cheese.

  Mike Schmidt

  Media, Philadelphia, Cheese

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• Maybe he was a good a good whitecoat—like Jeb. And maybe the moon was made of cream cheese.

  James Patterson

  Moon, Cheese, Made

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• He had lunch with Cecilia that afternoon. They ate their corned beef on rye and cream cheese with lox in a diner peopled by waiters who looked like they´d met with utter disappointment and become attached to it.

  Mary Gaitskill

  Disappointment, Lunch, Beef

  Mary Gaitskill (1988). “Bad Behavior: Stories”, Poseidon Press

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• At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.

  Jase Robertson

  Ducks, The End Of The Day, Earth

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• The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your family. One to cut the bagels, one to toast them, one to put on the cream cheese and the lox, one to put them on the table and one to supervise.

  Gertrude Berg

  Lonely, Cutting, Order

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• A typical Irish dinner would be: cream flavored with lobster, cream with bits of veal in it, green peas and cream, cream cheese, cream flavored with strawberries.

  Nancy Mitford

  Typical, Lobster, Would Be

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• I had to stand in front of my refrigerator, which was open, dipping pretzels in cream cheese and stuffing them in my mouth. If I did that, I was good. Otherwise I was nauseous.

  Jennifer Connelly

  Mouths, Cheese, Refrigerators

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