Cold Beer Quotes

• Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.

  Hugh Hood

  Beautiful, Drinking, Beer

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• Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

  W. C. Fields

  Inspirational, Funny, Party

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• You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.

  Rod Stewart

  Summer, Beer, Night

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• Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.

  Tom Robbins

  Drinking, Beer, Soul

  Tom Robbins (2003). “Jitterbug Perfume”, p.411, Bantam

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• Cold beer is bottled God.

  Dylan Thomas

  Beer, Cold

  Dylan Thomas, Paul Ferris (1985). “The collected letters”, Scribner

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• Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.

  Thomas Pynchon

  Funny, Beer, Air

  Thomas Pynchon (2012). “Gravity's Rainbow”, p.240, Penguin

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• Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven's symphonies, and to crack a cold one now and then.

  David Letterman

  Stars, Beer, Symphony

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• I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

  Sid Vicious

  Love, Beer, Mirrors

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• Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Humorous, Drinking, Beer

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• Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

  Dave Moulton

  Drinking, Beer, Drunk

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• Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.

  Queen Victoria

  Beer, People, Giving

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• I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

  Matt Groening

  Beer, Gay, Lgbt

  "The Simpsons (Classic): 'Homer's Phobia'" by Dennis Perkins, tv.avclub.com. February 8, 2015.

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• Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging.

  Rennie Ellis

  Food, Beer, Long

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• Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.

  Michael Jackson

  Drinking, Beer, Ice

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• When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.

  Anthony Bourdain

  Drinking, Beer, Issues

  "Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown". www.cnn.com. August 11, 2013.

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• I'd give a hundred dollars for a cold beer.

  Joe Dugan

  Beer, Giving, Dollars

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• Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

  Stone Cold Steve Austin

  Beer, Wwe, Austin

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• A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said.

  Patti Callahan Henry

  Broken Heart, Summer, Country

  Patti Callahan Henry (2009). “Driftwood Summer”, p.46, Penguin

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• I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love feeling empty, clean, worn out, starving, and sweat-purged. I love the good ache of muscles that have done me proud. I love the way a cold beer tastes later that afternoon. I love the way my body feels light and sinewy.

  Kristin Armstrong

  Running, Beer, Thinking

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• I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has to offer. Some choosy people say that a too cold beer doesn't taste good, but I couldn't disagree more. The first beer should be so cold you can't even taste it. The second one should be a little less chilled, but I want that first one to be like ice. I want it to be so cold my temples throb with pain. This is my own personal preference of course.

  Haruki Murakami

  Pain, Beer, Ice

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• I would say, stay the hell away from the party scene. Anything you put in front of your goal, and especially something like that, whether it's too much gambling, too much food, too much (sic) cold beers on the weekend - anything that you put in front of the prize is going to end up getting in the way and hurting you in the end.

  Brad Renfro

  Hurt, Party, Beer

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness is a warm puppy or a glass of cold beer. To me, happiness is running in the hills with my mates around me.

  Ron Clarke

  Running, Beer, Glasses

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• I've never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it's a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn't work that way with heroin.

  Ace Frehley

  Heart, Beer, Years

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• Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains.

  Richard Patrick

  Beer, Thinking, People

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• There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is nothing in your budget to give away to someone else. We don’t help people who don’t have better values than you do.

  Robert Fulghum

  Flower, Book, Beer

  Robert Fulghum (2004). “All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten: Uncommon Thoughts on Common Things”, p.95, Ballantine Books

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