Classic Quotes - Page 30

• You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?

  Prince Philip

  Edinburgh, Mink, Knickers

  "Did I say that?" by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. June 20, 2009.

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• Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

  Prince Philip

  Dog, Edinburgh, Eating

  "Duke bounds into guide dog gaffe" by Rebecca Allison, www.theguardian.com. May 3, 2002.

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• I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

  Prince Philip

  Beer, Royal, Care

  "Prince Philip gaffes: The Duke of Edinburgh's best jokes and witticisms over the years" by Nick Gutteridge, www.express.co.uk. July 16, 2015.

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• If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.

  Prince Philip

  Edinburgh, Tourism, Congestion

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• You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

  Prince Philip

  Mosquitoes, Presses

  Sain in 1966 to a hospital matron during a tour of the Caribbean. "The Reality of Monarchy" by Andrew Duncan, 1970.

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• So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs.

  Prince Philip

  Drug, Looks, Ifs

  "Pass notes, No 2,987: Prince Philip". www.theguardian.com. June 5, 2011.

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• You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?

  Prince Philip

  Tape, Instruments, Recorders

  "Prince Philip gaffes: 97 best and worst quotes as he celebrates his birthday". www.mirror.co.uk. June 10, 2018.

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• What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.

  Prince Philip

  Singers, Awful, Made

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• Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car, is it?

  Prince Philip

  Car, Edinburgh, Dukes

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• It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.

  Prince Philip

  Looks, Goes On, University

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• Do you still throw spears at each other?

  Prince Philip

  Edinburgh, Dukes, Spears

  "Prince Philip's Spear 'Gaffe'". Said to Australian Aborigines, news.bbc.co.uk. March 01, 2002.

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• Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

  Prince Philip

  Rivers, People

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• The French don't know how to cook breakfast.

  Prince Philip

  Breakfast, Cooks, Know How

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• Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.

  Prince Philip

  Writing, Letters

  "Schoolboy refutes Sun's Prince Philip gaffe claim" by Patrick Barrett, www.theguardian.com. March 7, 2003.

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• And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

  Prince Philip

  Exotic, World

  "Prince Philip's Australian knighthood joins large collection of titles, and gaffes" by Michael Safi, www.theguardian.com. January 25, 2015.

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• Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!

  Prince Philip

  Writing, Old Days

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• You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

  Prince Philip

  Weight, Littles, Losing

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• No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

  Prince Philip

  Ends

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• There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?

  Prince Philip

  Might, Sticking Out, Cords

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• Can you tell the difference between them?

  Prince Philip

  Differences, Banjos

  "G20 Summit: Prince Philip's 'Joke' About World Leaders at Barack Obama Meeting". www.telegraph.co.uk. April 02, 2009.

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• I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.

  Prince Philip

  Integrating, Sheffield, Glasgow

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• Do people trip over you?

  Prince Philip

  People, Over You

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• That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

  Prince Philip

  Nice, Ties, Materials

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• I've never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.

  Prince Philip

  Talking, Subjects, Knows

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• It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!

  Prince Philip

  Awful, Killing, Bigs

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