Chelsea Quotes

• The title race is between two horses and a little horse that needs milk and needs to learn how to jump.

  Jose Mourinho

  Football, Horse, Race

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• It is like having a blanket that is too small for the bed, you pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm, and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed. But the blanket I have is made of cashmere. So it's good.

  Jose Mourinho

  Soccer, Football, Feet

  "José Mourinho: The enigma who inspires love and hate" by Andrew Anthony, www.theguardian.com. April 30, 2011.

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• Maybe next season we can race.

  Jose Mourinho

  Race, Next, Seasons

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• Chelsea look like they've got a couple more gears left in the locker.

  Ron Atkinson

  Couple, Looks, Gears

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.

  Maya Angelou

  Trust, Drinking, Laughing

  "Maya Angelou: Best-Selling Poet Shares Story of Her Life and Work" by Brent Cunningham, www.buffalo.edu. April 30, 1998.

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• You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Night

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.141, Simon and Schuster

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• If Roman Abramovich helped me out in training we would be bottom of the league and if I had to work in his world of big business, we would be bankrupt!

  Jose Mourinho

  League, Training, Would Be

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• I don't trust people who don't use profanity.

  Mark Oliver Everett

  Trust, Drinking, People

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• When I saw Rijkaard entering the referee's dressing room I couldn't believe it. When Didier Drogba was sent off, I wasn't surprised.

  Jose Mourinho

  Believe, Entering, Rooms

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• Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Sleep

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• There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

  Chelsea Handler

  Party, Drinking, Two

  Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.84, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Humor, Men

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.89, Simon and Schuster

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• No club moves me from Chelsea until Chelsea wants me to move because I want to be where I am loved.

  Jose Mourinho

  Moving, Clubs, Want

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• When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.

  Zlatan Ibrahimovic

  Baby, Player, Cards

  "Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Chelsea behaved 'like babies' over red card" by Marcus Christenson, www.theguardian.com. March 12, 2015.

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• Everybody was waiting for Chelsea not to win every game and one day when we lose there will be a holiday in the country. But we are ready for that.

  Jose Mourinho

  Soccer, Country, Holiday

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• I've had contact with Arsenal and Chelsea, but it's a bit of a mess.

  Adel Taarabt

  Contact, Mess, Arsenal

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• When I came to Chelsea from West Ham there were certain parts of my game I felt I needed to improve and I like to think now that I have shown dramatic improvement.

  Frank Lampard

  Thinking, Games, England

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• Chelsea are playing with much more refreshing ness

  Glenn Hoddle

  Refreshing

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• Acting is my passion and Chelsea FC is my hobby.

  Phil Daniels

  Passion, Acting, Hobbies

  "Phil Daniels: 'Playing to thousands of people with Blur is not as daunting as doing a play in a small theatre'". Interview with Hannah Olivennes, www.theguardian.com. June 18, 2011.

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• He [Courtois] goes back to Chelsea.

  Marc Wilmots

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• The public never appears to tire of endless courses of strawberries and cream, and the theory that you run the risk of boring people with endless photo montages of the Chelsea Pensioners in their dress reds, or close-ups of a Pimm's Cup sprouting all kinda of flora, has yet to be proven. People like Wimbledon in the same way they like blue jeans or even their own spouses: for the pleasure yielded by their reliable sameness.

  Peter Bodo

  Running, Jeans, Blue

  Peter Bodo (1995). “The Courts of Babylon: Tales of Greed and Glory in a Harsh New World of Professional Tennis”, Scribner Book Company

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• Is this good for English football? In the short run, Chelsea's rise has broken up what was turning into an irritating Arsenal-Manchester United duopoly. But football leagues (look at Scotland, look at Spain) can get along OK with duopolies. A monopoly, however, is a disaster. Everyone else in the Premiership has to operate on some kind of business footing, and the terror stalking Highbury and Old Trafford is that Chelsea will be immune from financial discipline forever.

  Matthew Engel

  Soccer, Football, Running

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• I do feel that I have unfinished business in the Premier League and now is the right time to return. I considered all the other offers very carefully and I firmly believe that Chelsea is the best choice. They match my footballing ambitions with their hunger and desire to win trophies.

  Cesc Fabregas

  Believe, Ambition, Winning

  "Cesc Fabregas transfer: Arsenal fans react to former midfielder's move to Stamford Bridge" by Paul Gorst, www.mirror.co.uk. June 12, 2014.

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• If I was managing Chelsea, people wouldn't be saying Paul Jewell was a nice guy, they would be saying I had too much money to spend. On balance, I would quite like it at the end of the season if people don't like us.

  Paul Jewell

  Nice, People, Guy

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• The problem with Chelsea is I lack a striker. I have Samuel Eto'o but he is 32 years old - maybe 35, who knows?

  Jose Mourinho

  Football, Years, League

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