Cheese Quotes - Page 5

• For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.

  Steve Albini

  Air, Coke, Bread

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• Cheese for dessert is rather like Paradise Lost in that everyone thinks he ought to like it, but still you don't notice too many people actually curling up with it.

  Peg Bracken

  Thinking, People, Paradise

  1960 The I Hate to Cook Book, ch.9.

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• I'll try anything...I'll even try Limburger cheese!

  Thomas A. Edison

  Trying

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• Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.

  Reinhold Niebuhr

  Wine, Be Good, Wine And Cheese

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• Sweetened ice tea is one of the things I love about the South, right up there with homemade biscuits and cheese grits.

  Emily Giffin

  Ice, Tea, Things I Love

  Emily Giffin (2008). “Love the One You're With”, p.57, St. Martin's Press

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• Worry is today's mouse eating tomorrow's cheese.

  Larry Eisenberg

  Worry, Today, Tomorrow

  Helen Eisenberg, Larry Eisenberg (1981). “Fun and Fellowship Resource Book”

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• It was all cheese and applause.

  Charles de Lint

  Applause

  Charles de Lint (2007). “Widdershins”, p.297, Macmillan

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• Only thing I am testing positive for is Pasta or Cheese.

  Joe Lauzon

  Pasta, Testing

  Twitter post from

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• What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?

  Denis Norden

  Harps, Pretension

  Frank Muir, Denis Norden (1984). “The utterly ultimate 'My word!' collection”, Methuen Pub Ltd

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• The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.

  William E. Simon

  Failing, Advantage, Cauliflower

  William E. Simon, Gerald R. Ford, George P. Shultz, John M. Caher (2013). “A Time for Reflection: An Autobiography”, p.198, Regnery Publishing

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• The misers cheese is wholesomest

  Benjamin Franklin

  Misers

  Benjamin Franklin (2013). “Poor Richard's Almanack”, p.29, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.

  Stephen Colbert

  Funny, Moon, Space

  "Super PAC Satire: Colbert Explains (Faux) Presidential Run to ABC News". abcnews.go.com. January 15, 2012.

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• Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Cooking

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• You're this rat in the American maze, working your way towards the cheese, which is a job.

  Kevin Costner

  Jobs, Mazes, Rats

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• The price of oil is rising because of all the unrest in the Middle East. And the unrest in Wisconsin is causing the price of cheese to go through the roof.

  Jay Leno

  Oil, Middle East, Rising

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• You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in.

  Donald Trump

  Borders, Looks, Swiss

  "The CNN-Telemundo Republican debate transcript, annotated". www.washingtonpost.com. February 25, 2016.

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• Bachelor's fare: bread and cheese, and kisses.

  Jonathan Swift

  Food, Kissing, Cooking

  Jonathan Swift, John Hawkesworth (1778). “The Works of Jonathan Swift ...: With Notes Historical and Critical”, p.182

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• I was blown up while we were eating cheese.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Arms, Farewell To Arms, Eating

  Ernest Hemingway (2016). “A Farewell to Arms”, p.38, Hamilton Books

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• Pasta with melted cheese is the one thing I could eat over and over again.

  Yotam Ottolenghi

  Pasta, One Thing

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• I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day.

  Cobie Smulders

  Meals, Sushi, Homemade

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• I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of BBQ ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buskets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?

  Denis Leary

  Running, Reading, Thinking

  "Fictional character: Edgar Friendly". "Demolition Man", 1993.

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• With people in corsets you need, an hour and a half in you have to give somebody something, you have to have those trays with a little bit of fruit going around or something because you get that blood sugar [dropping] thing, so it's curious because that's in your mind at the same time as you're about to say, 'I think it's about the humanity and the depth of feeling and we need to feel [Cinderella] soul expand and by the way, more cheese for the people in the back.'

  Kenneth Branagh

  Thinking, Blood, People

  "Kenneth Branagh Talks Updating ‘Cinderella’ and Working With Disney". Interview with Kara Warner, screenrant.com. March 12, 2015.

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• Is despair wrong? Isn’t it the natural condition of life after a certain age? … After a number of events, what is there left but repetition and diminishment? Who wants to go on living? The eccentric, the religious, the artistic (sometimes); those with a false sense of their own worth. Soft cheeses collapse; firm cheeses endurate. Both go mouldy.

  Julian Barnes

  Religious, Numbers, Despair

  Julian Barnes (1985). “Flaubert's parrot”, Alfred a Knopf Inc

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• I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'

  Tim Vine

  Funny, Humor, Today

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• There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Funny, Christmas, Xmas

  P. J. O'Rourke (1983). “Modern manners”, Dell Books

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