There's more chance of me flying Concorde to the moon blindfolded than there is of you taking Wales to the World Cup.
Four wins in four matches. It could not be better... the world is fantastic.
I felt that we couldn't win the game. It was absolutely shocking.
I didn't realise you could travel so far and still be in England.
I remember the day when they sold Brian Deane and Jan Aage Fjortoft. It was like when President Kennedy got shot.
A message to the best football supporters in the world. We need a 12th man here. Where are you? Where are you? Let's be having you. Come on!
We live for games like these.
It wasn't a monkey on my back, it was Planet of the Apes.
We had probably our best ever Player of the Year Dance last week. You elected Dennis Wise as Player of the Year. Dennis accepted his award mimicking Vialli, whereupon Zola shouted 'Speak English', Dennis switched to his normal Cockney voice only for Zola to shout 'You're still not speaking English'.
Unfortunately much of it is frittered away on fast cars, designer clothes and an attitude to pleasure reminiscent of the 18-30 holiday packages.
I'm not going to make a present of Santa.
The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but you also need white players to balance things up and give the team some brains and common sense.
I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video.
A terrific game, even on the losing side I could enjoy it.
It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left.
I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare.
Luckily they had a stupid on their side too.
I'm the same as maybe six or seven people in every ten - I can't take f***ing criticism.
On current form, both teams will probably lose.
I tried to talk to the ref but it is easier to get to see the Pope. If I'm in London again and I get mugged I hope the same number of people turn up to protect me. There were six police, four stewards and even a UN peace observer out there.
Good players win you games, good formations stop you losing them.
He's not fit, either physically or biomechanically.
I said to them last week that I'd like them to win ugly and they certainly won ugly today. That was the ugliest thing I've seen since the ugly sisters fell out of the ugly tree.
It sounds blase but there is a certain amount of luck. We'd all like to take a certain amount of credit for Kevin Doyle... I can't really remember what it was I particularly liked about Kevin when I watched him in Ireland. I had five pints of Guinness in the afternoon and it was all a bit blurred.
What are they going to do, shoot me? It's not war you know.
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