Car Wash Quotes

• Told you. Everything sounds better in the car wash.

  Sarah Dessen

  Car, Sound

  Sarah Dessen (2006). “Just Listen: A Novel”, Viking Childrens Books

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• Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.

  Dave Barry

  Cities, Car, Miami

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• Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet.

  Pete Rose

  Baseball, Car, Guy

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• That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

  Bum Phillips

  Football, Boys, Moon

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• He looked at my lips. I suddenly found myself wanting to lick his. 'Yes,' he replied, his eyes going molten. My breath caught in my throat as he reached out and brushed a strand of hair where it had flown across my cheek. 'I believe we do have unfinished business.' 'Good.' I gulped, suddenly one big mass of tingling body parts that wanted an immediate introduction to all of his body parts. I tried to slam down a mental barrier between his mind and mine, but it did no good. The cheerleaders in my groin were setting up fundraising car washes to finance a field trip to his groin.

  Katie MacAlister

  Believe, Eye, Fundraising

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• It's settled, then," Grace said. She turned back to Nick. "Take the Jag to the car wash and for heaven's sake clean the McDonald's Happy Meal boxes out of it." "Hey," Nick said, his face offended. "That's a low blow. Those boxes are collectibles.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Blow, Mcdonalds, Car

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Night Play”, p.120, Macmillan

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• Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash.

  Robert De Niro

  Running, Vegas, Car

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• I worked at car washes - two or three different car washes. I worked at McDonald's and Wendy's, I worked as a dishwasher and as a telemarketer in two or three different places. I sold windows door-to-door and never once sold a window.

  Joseph Bruce

  Mcdonalds, Doors, Two

  "Insane Clown Posse's Violent J on working at McDonald's and Janet Jackson's curves". Interview with Nathan Rabin, www.avclub.com. May 18, 2015.

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• My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Family, Brother

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• It was so embarrassing, everytime I see it, I blush. Imagine if you saw yourselves like that. It's one thing to get dressed up and do the movie star thing, but I mean, it's my job to be outside of that and it's not like I'm on the outside when they're all watching me. [About the famous car wash scene from One Night at McCool's]

  Liv Tyler

  Movie, Jobs, Stars

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• Some people tell me they would be afraid of my characters, but I tell those people [that] they meet these characters all the time. They just don't care about them when they meet them, at the gas station, the car wash, the post office even.

  Bonnie Jo Campbell

  Character, People, Car

  Source: therumpus.net

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