Beer Love Quotes

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

Hunter S. Thompson

Funny, Drinking, Beer

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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Jack Nicholson

Beer, World, Drink

"Ageless Jack Nicholson Takes Youthful Holiday Splurge" by Moms Zhou, abcnews.go.com. August 5, 2009.

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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Humphrey Bogart

Drinking, Book, Beer

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde

Funny, Witty, Work

Quoted in Frank Harris, Oscar Wilde: His Life and Confessions (1916)

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

George Carlin

Funny, Humor, Beer

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He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

Martin Luther

Love, Life, Song

"Luther's Works: Table talk".

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Good people drink good beer.

Hunter S. Thompson

Life, Drinking, Beer

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Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Edgar Allan Poe

Food, Drinking, Beer

Edgar Allan Poe (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe (Illustrated)”, p.229, Delphi Classics

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Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

Ray Bradbury

Drinking, Beer, Intellectual

Ray Bradbury (1955). “THE OCTOBER COUNTRY”

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I drink to make other people interesting.

George Jean Nathan

Drinking, Book, Beer

George Jean Nathan, Charles Angoff (1998). “The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary”, Hal Leonard Corporation

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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

Frank Zappa

Country, Real, Drinking

Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso (1990). “Real Frank Zappa Book”, p.231, Simon and Schuster

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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

Anne Sexton

Humorous, Beer, Voice

Anne Sexton, Diane Wood Middlebrook, Diana Hume George (2000). “Selected Poems of Anne Sexton”, p.68, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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Homer no function beer well without.

Matt Groening

Beer, Ale, Funny Simpsons

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It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.

Oscar Wilde

Winning, Blame, Funny Simpsons

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I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

Abraham Lincoln

Inspirational, Wisdom, Truth

Abraham Lincoln (1999). “The Wit & Wisdom of Abraham Lincoln: A Treasury of Quotations, Anecdotes, and Observations”, Gramercy

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Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.

Martina Navratilova

Inspirational, Funny, Sports

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Dave Barry

Book, Drinking, Beer

Dave Barry (2012). “The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry”, p.112, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Martin Luther

Funny, Drinking, Sleep

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Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.

Hugh Hood

Beautiful, Drinking, Beer

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.

Matt Groening

Beer, Gay, Lgbt

"The Simpsons (Classic): 'Homer's Phobia'" by Dennis Perkins, tv.avclub.com. February 8, 2015.

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Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Thomas Jefferson

Cheer, Drinking, Beer

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He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.

Benjamin Franklin

Drinking, Beer, Alcohol

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

W. C. Fields

Funny, Drinking, Book

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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Frank Sinatra

Love, Bible, Sarcastic

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Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome.

Winston Churchill

Hate, Beer, People

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