Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
My aunts lived on liquor and seldom felt like eating much. I don't know what's wrong about a kid stealing when he's hungry.
The saints are never the kind of killjoy spinster aunts who go in for faultfinding and lack all sense of humor.
Fashion has always been in my life, thanks to my mother and my aunt growing up. I think as I became an adult, my style evolved, and my love of fashion evolved even more.
The debt is like a crazy aunt we keep down in the basement. All the neighbors know she's there, but nobody wants to talk about her.
Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig, an aunt or a sense of humor.
I wish I were one of those terribly clever people who, when they write their autobiographies, always say, when I was fifteen months old I distinctly remember my Aunt Fanny saying to me, etc.
I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.
They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
Even that crazy lunatic, my aunt the Empress, wa absolutely sweet and charming.
It was my mom and I against the world. We lived in New York in this bohemian lifestyle where an extended group of artists and photographers were like my aunts and uncles.
I'm from Chicago. My grandfather was a policeman, and my aunts are married to policemen.
My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?
I've had aunts and uncles who not only haven't read my books but could hardly believe that I was a writer.
Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
But one sets of grandparents lived on Davidson Avenue in the Bronx and one lived in Manhattan and I had an aunt and uncle in Queens, so in my heart I was a New Yorker.
Most of all the other beautiful things in life come by twos and threes, by dozens and hundreds. Plenty of roses, stars, sunsets, rainbows, brothers, and sisters, aunts and cousins, but only one mother in the whole world.
Layers are not difficult for me. You have the luxury of takes, so if you feel like, say, you did not take in the fact that your aunt is across the way in one take, you do it again and try to add that piece.
My aunt played the piano and I used to sit and listen to it.
I am single and childless, but I have lots of friends and I am an aunt to three lovely children.
I think I'm a fan of people who were brave, my aunt, my grandmother, those are my heroes.
My aunt once said that the world would never find peace until men fell at their women's feet and asked for forgiveness.
Aunts are discreet, a little shy / By instinct. They forbear to pry.
I call on those that call me son, Grandson, or great-grandson, On uncles, aunts, great-uncles or great-aunts, To judge what I have done. Have I, that put it into words, Spoilt what old loins have sent?
My children are not royal; they just happen to have the Queen for their aunt.
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