Artemis Fowl Quotes - Page 2

• Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

  Eoin Colfer

  Life, Fowl, Assumption

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

  Eoin Colfer

  Different, Would Be, Use

  Eoin Colfer (2014). “Artemis Fowl:”, p.17, Penguin UK

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• Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

  Eoin Colfer

  Fowl, Artemis

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”, Disney-Hyperion

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• I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

  Eoin Colfer

  Peaceful, Surrender

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.

  Eoin Colfer

  Null, Debt, Void

  Eoin Colfer (2006). “Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception”, Miramax

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• Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

  Eoin Colfer

  Fowl, Trust Me, Artemis

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”, Disney-Hyperion

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• Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like 'Any chance of another kiss later?

  Eoin Colfer

  Kissing, Play, Chance

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• Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

  Eoin Colfer

  Who Cares, Steel, Looks

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• Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

  Eoin Colfer

  Stupid, Moving, Fowl

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• (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

  Eoin Colfer

  Looks, Sandwiches, Fowl

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• So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion. I am so pleased to meet you at last. I am, of course, your servant." Holly shook the proferred hand, thinking that manners were lovely, but she really needed someone cunning and ruthless right now, and this kid didn't appear to be very cunning.

  Eoin Colfer

  Kids, Thinking, Boys

  Eoin Colfer (2010). “Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex”, p.87, Penguin UK

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• Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.

  Eoin Colfer

  Running, Teenager, Focus

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• She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

  Eoin Colfer

  Degrees, Fowl, Littles

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• She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly.

  Eoin Colfer

  Priorities, Hollies, Suffering

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• Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang a small blue spark that exploded like a tiny firework. “I know magic can be stolen,” said Artemis. “Because I stole some myself.

  Eoin Colfer

  Blue, Sky, Magic

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• There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony

  Eoin Colfer

  Alternatives, Fowl, Bears

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• A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.

  Eoin Colfer

  Weight, Fowl, Metaphorical

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• gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius

  Eoin Colfer

  Boys, Gold, Fowl

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• Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?

  Eoin Colfer

  Morning, Princess, Doe

  Eoin Colfer (2014). “Artemis Fowl:”, p.733, Penguin UK

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• Orion brightened. "I have an idea." "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. "Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other.

  Eoin Colfer

  Mean, Ideas, Magic

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• Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

  Eoin Colfer

  Hollies, Needs, Fowl

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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