Nick Offerman quote: I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black...

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.

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I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. - Nick Offerman

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