Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
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