John Madden Funny Quotes

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• If the quarterback throws the ball in the endzone and the wide receiver catches it, it's a touchdown.

  John Madden

  Funny, Nfl, Balls

• Well, when you're playing good football, it's good football and if you don't have good football, then you're not really playing good football.

  John Madden

  Funny, Football, Nfl

• The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here.

  John Madden

  Funny, Running, Nfl

• You can't win a game if you don't score any points.

  John Madden

  Funny, Winning, Games

• Boom, boom, foom, poom! He just ran right at 'em!

  John Madden

  Funny, Football, Nfl

• Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.

  John Madden

  Funny, Running, Moving

• They'll score if they can just get into the endzone.

  John Madden

  Funny, Nfl, Score

• I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose.

  John Madden

  Funny, Player, Winning

• In order for this team to win the game, the quarterback has to throw the ball.

  John Madden

  Funny, Team, Winning

• See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.

  John Madden

  Funny, Nfl, Hands

• When you have great players, playing great, well that's great football!

  John Madden

  Funny, Football, Player

• He would have scored a touchdown if he hadn't been tackled right there.

  John Madden

  Funny, Nfl, Touchdowns

• He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on.

  John Madden

  Funny, Hurt, Land

• The best feeling is watching a real football game, because the games they show in the movies aren't real.

  John Madden

  Funny, Football, Real

• Here's a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.

  John Madden

  Funny, Nfl, Guy

• Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee.

  John Madden

  Funny, Nice, Nfl

• If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I'd say that's a double loss.

  John Madden

  Funny, Loss, Nfl

• When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.

  John Madden

  Funny, Nfl, Balls

• Real frontier-busting math explores new worlds . . . . If you can communicate that experience, somewhere between math and uncertainty, life experience provides the balance.

  John Madden

  Funny, Real, Math

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