There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
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