Stephen King Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

  Stephen King

  Funny, Happiness, Smile

• We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

  Stephen King

  Inspirational, Funny, Fake People

  Stephen King (2011). “Danse Macabre”, p.13, Simon and Schuster

• I work until beer o'clock.

  Stephen King

  Funny, Party, Drinking

  Time, October 06, 1986.

• A man who lies about beer makes enemies.

  Stephen King

  Funny, Lying, Beer

  Stephen King (2014). “Pet Sematary”, p.26, Simon and Schuster

• Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.

  Stephen King

  Funny, Art, Drinking

• I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries.

  Stephen King

  Funny, Writing, Literature

  Stephen King (1989). “The Stephen King companion”

• I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

  Stephen King

  Funny, House, Sanity

• A woman who would steal your love when your love was really all you had to give was not much of a woman.

  Stephen King

  Funny, Giving, Stealing

  Stephen King (2016). “Four Past Midnight”, p.421, Simon and Schuster

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