I always plan dinner first thing in the morning. That's the only way I can get through the day, having a specific meal to look forward to at night.
When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, 'It's a little cloudy.' I took the tube from her and said, 'Let me run it through again,' and drank it. The nurse fainted.
When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.
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