Richard Madeley Quotes

• WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying.

  Richard Madeley

  Sex, Lying, Matter

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• When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe

  Richard Madeley

  Passion, Together, Use

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• YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?

  Richard Madeley

  Energy, Tights, Fabric

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• That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.

  Richard Madeley

  Suicide, Octopus, Beaks

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• Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!

  Richard Madeley

  Memories, Nuts, Shots

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• IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round !

  Richard Madeley

  Way, Rounds

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