Michael Jackson Quotes About Beer

Quotes about: Beer

• To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is a ritual that makes every participant feel good. We may not rationalize this at the time, but it gives us a sense of place in our common community and our time in the tides of life on earth. This is a way to value beer and treat it with respect.

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  Beer, Garden, Glasses

• Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.

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  Beer, Insecure, People

• Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

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  Funny, Beer, May

• Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.

  Michael Jackson

  Drinking, Beer, Ice

• They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine Pilsner Beer' on the label. It is a crime.

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  Humorous, Beer, Labels

• Never ask for 'a beer.'

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  Funny, Beer, Asks

• Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with seafood as a dry porter or stout, or accompanies chocolate like an imperial stout. Nothing soothes like a barleywine. These are just a few of the specialty styles of beer.

  Michael Jackson

  Beer, Chocolate, Style

• So popular is beer, the world's best-selling alcoholic drink, that it is often taken for granted. Yet scientific analysis shows that a glass of beer has within it as many aromas and flavors as fine wine. Not everyone understands this, but an increasing number of people do.

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  Taken, Wine, Beer

• Xs were used because there was no mass literacy - a state we are rapidly approaching once more.

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  Beer, Literacy, Used

• Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to 18 or 19 pints.

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  Beer, Computer, Behinds

• Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks Corona, don't immediately call him a dickhead.

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  Beer, People, Office

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